Chengetai💞

Chengetai Priscilla Danielle Nyamutsamba🇿🇼

[Chengetai💞 @Cchengeeee]

oh it was my birthday yesterday btw🤣

[AKT @Aloo_Ki_Tikki]

how it feels to spend money on basic necessities instead of stuff you want

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

skipped breakfast for weight loss just to demolish 20pc wings for lunch

[g @34rths]

I have to be the thing that fixes me

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

i hate yelling. i hate getting out of character. i hate arguing. i hate being mad. i hate everything that makes me negative.

[Queen Nefertiti @Mulfs_Ke]

@BBCWorld The Zimbabwean presidential seat must be very addictive and irresistible! No president wants to leave once they get there. It's ironic that he's behaving more like the Mugabe he ousted than Mugabe himself

[Hon. Ropafadzo Makumire @ropamakumire]

After 46 years in power, they are demanding two more years. If 46 years were not enough to deliver, what miracle are they promising in the next two?

[Dr.K @DrK3819]

“The danger becomes clearer when Clause 8 is read together with Clause 3.

If Parliament elects the President, and the President in turn elects Senators, the process becomes circular!”

@JoanaMamombe has thrown CAB3 into the bin with a single argument!

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[svrp @shereeserenee]

and unfortunately I’ll succumb to the angry black woman stereotype because u will not bully me

[. @Fimiye]

me this June:

[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

Nobody:

Arabian perfume:

[Ị gbara aka bịa ịlụ m? @_SLYTAUREAN]

I beg all available pardons😭😭😭

[arthur fleck @brunfocused]

The funniest thing is that many of you think the state of public hospitals doesn’t affect you, you think you will just go ku private. I’m here to tell you that for real illnesses, you and your savings will afford 1 day of private, next day we transfer you to public mari yapera 🫴🏾

[uncle keef (IG:Keithwayne__) @keithwayne__]

STOP giving these niggas the benefit of the doubt and START doubting the benefits of these niggas

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

maybe i died of Covid in 2020 and this is hell