Colly Sea

Lover of Boston Terriers. Rider of cruiser bicycles. Slayer of zombies..

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Oh look, a passing lame. Now would be a good time to speed up from 95 to 150!! - Every single driver around me

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Weird like you order milk at a restaurant

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Wearing a clown costume and chasing a girl will show her you are funny and athletic.

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1 person working at starbucks every time I come here. Fuck you FSJ.

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Somebody drew tits on my dog! Wtf!

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3 year old nephew points at a lady at the park yells, "that's somebody elses grandma!"

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I'm gunna betchslap you shit bag

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PG. Statistics say I'm gunna go commit some crimes.

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Always trust a person who likes big butts. They cannot lie.

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Day off... Took up knitting.. Probably should work on getting a social life #FSJliving

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Playin' #bestfriends

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@burka8 'the vow' style, true say

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@meaggyj @kingardam I've seen a guy with 3 balls

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@burka8 why, u jealous bro ?

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Actually went to school with this guy. Till he dropped out.

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Moving to FSJ on Sunday. pce out PG, not gunna miss your poison air and pulp mill stench

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back to reality.. whassup social media

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"so many girls would be way cuter if they'd just shut the fuck up." -Meagan Wettlaufer

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Wakin up to a snorty bulldog in my face, #adorable. Oh and did I mention its a beautiful day?!

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Miss the bosty bear and kitty kat already... #vacayproblems