Chris Clarke

Husband, Father of 3, Arsenal fan, Sarcasm switch permanently on, Parkrun lover, Can’t resist entering a race for a 🏅 Unofficial Lucozade ambassador

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@FabrizioRomano Fabrizio, you’ve got to coin the catchphrase “There he goes!” for breaking manager sacking news! I’ll split the trademark commission with you. 😉

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@kneeyockartee Try

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

This. Seems Neville can’t be consistent in his own conduct just as much as he seems to flip flop on criticising PGMOL and VAR chums week to week.

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Gary Neville on Haaland throwing the ball at the back of Gabriel's head before running off when celebrating a last minute equaliser:

"Me and Carra laughed when we saw it because it’s funny."

Neville on Gabriel shouting in Haaland's face after an Arsenal goal:

"I think it's a bit disrespectful. I just didn't like that, it made me feel a little bit uneasy, it was a little bit disrespectful."

🤔🤔

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@SkySportsPL Never heard a bigger pile of shite uttered. Jamie talking out his arse as usual. Just totally ignores the fact Saliba gets a touch on the ball and diverts its path clearly before he makes minimal contact with Pedro. Calls Saliba reckless. 50/50 bouncing ball that he went and won

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@DaveClarkeAFC And got away with it for 25 years too!

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@gavinboydster 70min: What a great day!
71min: Nice for those traveling fans to see a goal at Wembley.
80min: Okaaaay, tune in here lads.
95min: WTF!?!
121min: Get your coat we’re leaving!
122min: Hang on, we’re still alive!
Pens: Thank fuck for that!
🤯 ⚽️ eh?
Did I miss anything?

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@gunnerblog @arseblog just when you thought it was safe after vanquishing the magpies!! 😳 https://t.co/eSkRuMX15Z

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@Arsenal ⚽️⚽️*⚽��⚽️ 😃

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@Carra23 Arteta has created pressure all over the squad for places in starting XI. Keepers aren’t exempt. Same when signing Ramsdale who ended up replacing Leno. Can’t recall the same type of media reaction then. More hype due to Ramsdale being English?

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@OllieHolt22 @GNev2 If the clubs just are supposed the grin and bear it, then why have VAR? If no VAR, the goal was given on field, club would feel harsh about decision but move on, like before. VAR just escalates the referees incompetence with multiple angles, slo mos etc.

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@StoolFootball

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@DirtyFootbaIIer https://t.co/o0vOZZhPyJ

[Beaner JDA  @HeelJDA]

@AryaDarkStark GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!!!

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@mrdanwalker They didn’t even call it MOTD! No intro music/video. Weird.

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@markkerr78 @IFACoachEd @FcDrumaness Nice one Mark, well done. 👏

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@gunnerblog How many teeth did you pull for that last min winner? #worthit

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@naomi_long Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing. The DUP in a 🥜

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@BrentfordFC Completely unacceptable, embarrassing. Ivan Toney had a hell of a game against us. Brentford were more than value for their point, albeit I’m obviously disappointed at the VAR decision looking back. But draw a fair result, Toney a big factor is that. Give us trouble all game.

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@LeGrove Our goal came from one of the only overlaps we made where Saka got to the by-line to put across. With Zinchenko and Martinelli congesting that area cutting in field it played into Brentford’s hands them being so compact. Zinchenko had a poor game too, very poor passing for him.

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

@FA_PGMOL Unless the VAR responsible is sacked this is all just hot air to placate the media that “something” is being done. Unforgivable mistakes. Decisions like these significantly impact titles, relegations and European places.

[Chris Clarke @CClarkeAFC]

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