babyeagle

afraid of heights

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@spudrash @NYCMayor I use em dashes all the time — and since before AI was even born. I eat em dashes for breakfast.

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@NYCMayor "Taxpayer-funded" childcare. There, I fixed it for you.

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@NYCMayor @GovKathyHochul So anyone who lives upstate gets to pay for free childcare for the city, whose residents are rich by upstate standards. Seems fair.

[babyeagle @CCMack88]

@AKBrews Free your hands...for the steering wheel.

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@Logically_JC Who the fuck is Laura Loomer

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@AKBrews That's the car that lives in that house in Oklahoma

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@AKBrews That's not a house it's the entrance to an amusement park.

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#DaylightSavingTime, because who doesn't want to wake up in the dark and go to sleep before the sun sets?

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@InternetH0F Dude I live in a nest and don't even own a car.

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#Free in #NJ! Complete with secret entrance! Bring your pajamas!

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@jverona77 Floral Cracker

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@TimHova @NYSBridge This was a multi-car accident, not a jumper. BUT I agree with you 100%. The state spent so much money making a walkway on the bridge, but they can't make it safer? WTH.

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@AKBrews I'm afraid only you have the power to answer that question

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@rainnwilson He's the reason I watched Friends 😥

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@WonderW97800751 That's got hoax written all over it

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@RonFilipkowski Her eyes are effed up yo

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@greg16676935420 That's not a hippo it's a hydraulic press

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@HumansNoContext That's a taxidermied head so...sure

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The Maullet

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@WonderW97800751 The maullet