Clint Thompson

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

By the time I'm drunk enough to tell the truth I'm not sober enough to make sense :/

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

@XboxSupport requiring me to sign into my account to discuss issues with my account is driving up the wall. Phone number?

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

Findings: a single alcoholic beverage is more significant than hypothesized.

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

You think Katniss Everdeen ever threw away a piece of bread because it was the fucking heel?!? #HungerGames

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

@DenaeB07 if you've never seen me angry, you should see how I am, at myself in this moment.

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

@WeiWuWeiCMT since when did pop rock try to sound like christian rock?

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

@WeiWuWeiCMT
Chapter One
Go fuck yourself.

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

@WeiWuWeiCMT Humility and How We Achieved it by These Two Assholes

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

You know what I miss? The Cold War #scottwalker

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

[god, creating chickens]
Put a red beard on a fat hiccuping sparrow. Give him a matching hat, I don't care

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

Words to live by: Lemon pepper don't go on everything.

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

@WeiWuWeiCMT to the man that butt dialed me twice today; you too, have company when you least expect it.

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

Godspeed @WeiWuWeiCMT

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

Probably a bad sign if you can't bear to watch your burrito being wrapped.

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

Does there exist some kind of...I don't know what I'm looking for here, "Poet's Thesaurus"?

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

Print, because when I write in cursive it looks like someone threw a string and traced it.

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

Be weary that you do not seek to understand someone by categorizing them.

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

A momentary dizziness, a kind of yawning sensation that made the entire world seem ephemeral, almost a thing that could be looked through

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

Goddamn pink robots.

[Clint Thompson @CD_Burner]

I truly am on the ciao of small government thinking.