Colin

Father, husband, christian, health and fitness nerd ~MAHA~, 9 time AWL, Texas Rangers bandwagoner, washed up ex gamer, you get the gist

[Colin @CDashMash]

18 years old vs 38 years old. Getting out of shape due to age is a fuckin bullshit of an excuse. Dude on the right ate whataburger 4 times a week, dude on the left eats homemade burgers and fries once a week. Habits shape your future!

[Colin @CDashMash]

@user_mm_ Doesn’t look cut at all to me. That’s just hair

[Colin @CDashMash]

@user_mm_ This is bullshit!

[Colin @CDashMash]

@CuffsTheLegend Dallas gets luka back then. Luka ain’t part of that band

[Colin @CDashMash]

@schober222 I love sausage fests

[Colin @CDashMash]

@AB84 Bye Felicia

[Colin @CDashMash]

@CJanaro Oh hell ya!

[Colin @CDashMash]

@Amwysoc Lifting your feet as you run? Love em!!!!

[NG SYNDICATE @nexgenpeptides]

@barbarianfitco

[Colin @CDashMash]

@barstoolsports He’s on those good rich person drugs

[Colin @CDashMash]

@nexgenpeptides Can’t believe I found yall right as you came around haha! Been using yall for almost a year now!

[Colin @CDashMash]

@PardonMyMeme @hen_ease @TickPick My god you actually were crying. Happy for yall!!!

[Colin @CDashMash]

@stoolgambling @VivaLaStool Ginobli, Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Barron Davis

[Colin @CDashMash]

@sam_gzstrength They help in my fight against back pain 😤

[Colin @CDashMash]

@CoachFHM Impossible to feel leg pain in those pants

[Colin @CDashMash]

@SarAllyce Bananas, blueberries, strawberries every damn day for this guy!

[Colin @CDashMash]

@PardonMyMeme Big lottery ball coming

[Colin @CDashMash]

@schober222 You got a big mouth I’m sure it’ll fit

[Colin @CDashMash]

@user_mm_ Did a random fan send this pic to you or was this planned?!?!

[Colin @CDashMash]

@schober222 Used to have put honey on damn near everything healthy haha. I have whittled away my honey/sauce use on most things! It’s funny how taste truly does change

[Colin @CDashMash]

@PardonMyMeme