Chris Diston

Age 39, lover of bad jokes and terrible puns. Enjoy pool, music, football. Was once half a second away from death.

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Please RT: When is the correct time to have dinner? For science.

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@lufc1990 @memechaotic Hahaha feeding time for CP

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@fplcopilot 110004, WC32, BB33, FH34

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@lufc1990 @JacquiOatley @GrahamSmyth What you can't see is the massive gust of wind from the kick which nearly knocks Maguire out, fair reaction 👍

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Warning to @OfficialFPL players using the Android app: Made a transfer late yesterday evening, but the app hasn't registered it and the transferred out player has now gone down in price overnight, reducing team value by £0.1m.

#FPL @FPL_Harry @FPLMate

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@lufc1990 @LUFC Just seen this. Horrible man.

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BIG SIUUUUUUUU #SoccerAid

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Current squad:

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This week's #FPL decision for GW37:

#FPLCommunity @FPL_Harry @FPL__Raptor @FPLMate

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Nice GW36 #FPL dilemma to have... which is the best option?

🌎Overall Rank 12.8k

#FPLCommunity

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@FPL_Harry Foden/Murphy/Isak to KDB/Rogers/Watkins for a -4? Am on BB33/FH34

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@OvikDeb @FPLPriceChanges Only your current team value

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@OvikDeb @FPLPriceChanges If using the app, tap your team name and it gives you this information 👍

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Which would you do?

OR: 13k, 1FT, £1.9m in bank, played AM Slot in GW24, all other chips still available:

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Could we have a DOUBLE DESMOND?!

@desmond_twotwo

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Proof it's better to be lucky than good, currently sat 17th out of over 40k entrants in The FPL Show's @OfficialFPL league 🫡

#FPL #FPLCommunity

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If you have Palmer, who are you starting in #GW14?

#FPL #FPLCommunity @OfficialFPL

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@fesshole It's an absolute casserole down there

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Looking forward to this morning's commute in, erm, 8,398mph winds 🤔

@bbcweather

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@eenalol So near 😭

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SAN MARINO WON.