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What a world...

[Cdm @Cdm999999]

We are living through Britain's greatest Winter Olympics. Unprecedented medal haul of 3 golds. Another medal coming today. Our first ever gold on snow. An incredible achievement for Team GB.

I guarantee 99% of Brits will look at the medal table and think we've been a bit shit.

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Raye: "Baby, where the hell is my husband?"
Me:" Have you tried the toilet? That's where I normally am"

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It's a shame Forest have missed out on that trophy next season

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Excuse the unsolicited advice I'm about to impart. Some of you will know that I've not exactly lived a life filled with wisdom. That said, if I could give you one piece of advice, it is this...

Remove all Forest defenders from your Fantasy Premier League teams immediately

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Weesa gotta give Palpatine a chaaaance!

[The Independent @Independent]

Rod Stewart tells people to ‘give Farage a chance’ https://t.co/iGwQfnP9Ep

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What the hell just happened? Last place, nul points

What the hell just happened? UK entered a song that sounds like it's from the second act of a mediocre musical

What the hell just happened? An evening of dreary ballads

Just getting this all out my system now for Eurovision

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You're going to have to trust me on this, but there are few feelings as amazing as correctly guessing that the new pope Leo is the fourteenth so far

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Did any Daytime TV show ever punch as high as Going For Gold? Banging theme tune, state-of-the-art computer graphics and contestants from all over the continent to play what was, in fairness, a pretty tepid quiz

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[Simpsons Italian Chef voice]: I'm-a not Assad to see him go, dattaforsure

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I think we have to accept that Tony Gilroy is now creating TV specific to my very niche interests I.e. The difficulty the average Defence Equipment programme runs into.

[Andor News @newsandor]

Empire Magazine reveals that Director Orson Krennic in this season of #Andor is in charge of raising money to build the Death Star and is behind on schedule and over budget.

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'We will remember them'? Ok, name 5 people who died fighting the First World War

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This Taylor Swift security 'story' is sending me around the bend. Did we all just collectively forget in 2017 22 people were murdered at an Ariana Grande concert, most of them children?

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Can we not just go 6 months without the nation's journalist concocting some nonsense thing about the England football team that has nothing to do with football?

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GET ME MY ARSE FLARE PLEASE

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In Guernsey with the family. Last time I went was when I was a student. Planning to be a bit more sober this time, if the girls don't drive me to drink!

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Can't wait to see some of the most talented players in the world get pocketed by Remo Freuler

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While I'm disappointed Southgate didn't take any Forest players to the Euros, it's nice to see England emulate our performances.

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I think the greater injustice this Eurovision is that Moldova didn't make the final #justsaying

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@JMSpokes @DavidPuckridge Would have been somewhat prophetic....

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@DavidPuckridge I seem to remember we salvaged some of that. Lost now, of course. Probably for the best, as I've done a total 180 on Bonnie Langford (she's fab in everything and I'm such a fool for not seeing this earlier)