Charmander

Fiction peddler. My dad once accidentally shot me.

[Charmander @CDMBIV]

Eat the fucking rich every day of the week.

[Victoria Baamonde @veebaamonde]

Kilby and Eric: nightmare blunt rotation #survivor

[Spooky Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

You ever get so high that you feel like Lott Dod?

[Prince Józef Antoni Poniatowski @jungwertherr]

It's called "managed decline" dude. It's so sick. Ok, so get this. There's no national project or anything to believe in but the elites will impotently gesture at previous periods of national progress without understanding the context for that period of prosperity. It rocks.

[Charmander @CDMBIV]

Case Keenum talking to Andy Dalton in the post game…
#ChicagoBears

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Jameis Winston? The World Cup correspondent?

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

we had a room at school called the computer lab & they taught us how to use them

[NEON @neonrated]

Always a purveyor of taste.

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

My ex would call me her passenger princess whenever she drove, but she was a bad driver so the princess I felt like was Diana

[Charmander @CDMBIV]

@sciencegirl Me as a 7 year old with my parents

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

The Odyssey (2026)

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Opening a pack of cigarettes on a night out among "nonsmokers"

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

The suitors on Ithaca during the 10 years Odysseus was away

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

a country not run by people on the verge of death

[derek @derpo377]

“Guy named Odysseus winds up going on an Odyssey. What are the odds?”

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

The new Jackass is out and it’s really the finale of millennial youth.

To understand Jackass is to understand millennial men.

First and foremost, Jackass is outside and it’s doing dumb stuff. It happens in the real world. It is people doing things that come from a deep, deep sense of boredom. You don’t taser your friends nuts if you have a magic dopamine box in your pocket 24/7.

You couldn’t understand the anticipation of a friend doing something dumb in 2005. The monotony and nothingness of banal regular life being cut through instantly by your friend getting pushed in a shopping cart into the hedges of an Episcopalian church so they launch like a catapult.

This was our youth. These were our people. After the dot com boom and 9/11 and the war in Iraq, there was a nihilism and sadness in the country. Jackasss came in to fill that void. Fuck everything, they said, have fun with your homies. Terrorize corny people. Have fun with your homies.

You can see a tinge of sadness in all of their eyes. Even for them, the kings of risk, they know they can’t gamble with their bodies anymore.

But there’s something more than that. There’s a sense now that it also wouldn’t be worth it. I. 2003 if you punched your dwarf friend with a giant boxing glove, you made fifty million people laugh for years. Now maybe you get a few hours.

These are samurai that would do this to their death if we wanted them to. But the payoff now would be so fleeting, what is the point. They are not afraid, they are sad. Values have changed. They are shogun in a world that doesn’t need them.

And that’s ok. That’s getting old. And we always knew this was coming. Their theme song, the classic twang of a telecaster, is Corona by the band Minutemen. It’s a sad song about how greed and excess of America pillaged Latin America. And that was there all along, just below surface, ready to be some metaphor for the jackass journey; the sad clown is just sad when the show is over.

[Charmander @CDMBIV]

@HuntBankPav @LiveNation are you really not going to inform people in a timely manner if this show is going to be canceled? It is directly next to solider field which has already canceled its event for the night. Shady shady shady from y’all to not update people in a timely manner.

[Charmander @CDMBIV]

@stavvybaby @ChrisCillizza My fucking cum town boy got more sense and passion than these “journalist.” Thank the gods we got the Greek stallion Stavy