1994 940 enjoyer

Welcome to my Myspace

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

At work in the elevator every time look in mirror at that fine specimen wow

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

Buying hermit crab from boardwalk at checkout. “Oh boy I’ve never ate crab before 😋”

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

Full stomach, ocean breeze, sunset, little cousin punching me in the back, this is summer

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

Warming up my can of soup but my gas isn’t working so I put my balls in the soup to warm it to a nice 93.2 degrees

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

Hockey bag smells like a health code violation

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

My bad

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

I wish pizza had a mouth so I could go in to eat my slice and kiss it on its hot cheesy mouth before I eat it

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

ECUADORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

I’m a fucking piece of shit fribble faggot fat fucking idiot moron can’t do anything right

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

Milkshake just make u feel some type of way

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

Yeah dude let’s run the washer that sounds like it explodes when we’re sleeping definitely not a stupid idea

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

BUSSI GOING CRAZY! NOTHING GETTING IN THAT BUSSI!

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

I can’t wait to do 60 thru a school zone to sit on my couch 26 seconds faster

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

Do massage parlors have an a la carte menu? Can you order just the happy ending

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

Hell yeah

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

Had to go into work new roommate said poor guy I’ll throw this rice cooker at you rn

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

People that mis match the metric bolts in the drawers at Home Depot should be sent to a work camp

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

There’s only one correct way to brush teeth and that’s sloppy style

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

How you in the gutter line with no ladder? Fools

[1994 940 enjoyer @Cdole_]

PIE HOLE PIE HOLE