Chris

Big dawg? Big Senators fan 🤝, 🇨🇦, + some other sports teams that cause stress

[Chris @Cdons_3]

One of the craziest basketball games I’ve ever seen

[Chris @Cdons_3]

@japtejghura Austria. Underrated depth, well coached squad, should finish 2nd in Group J and then who knows what could happen

[William Lou @william_lou]

OG got stepback threes, fadeaways, crossovers, makes all his free throws now, and he's still top 5 defensively. the baby kawhi dreams really kinda came true

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

not only do I still believe this is the greatest goal ever scored but it never really gets talked about that ovechkin did this in only his 44th (!!) game of his nhl career. bro was a ROOKIE doing acrobatics on the ice in front of wayne gretzky lmao

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

Half of the starters in the NBA Finals are out of the Big East:

Knicks:
Jalen Brunson (Villanova)
Mikal Bridges (Villanova)
Josh Hart (Villanova)

Spurs:
Stephon Castle (Connecticut)
Julian Champagnie (St. John’s)

[Chris @Cdons_3]

Torn ACL two weeks before the WC. Brutal

[RapsMuse @RapsMuse]

Don’t ever compare that bum in Cleveland to Scottie ever

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Indiana won the National Championship.
Sam Darnold won the Super Bowl.
Knicks are in the NBA Finals.

Apply for your dream job.
Buy your mom a house.
Hit up your crush.

2026 is the year to just go for it all.

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Future generations are going to think this is AI because surely no organization would be dumb enough to screw this up…

[Chris @Cdons_3]

Nice

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

Overheard a couple quietly bickering in Target. The woman goes, “Jason, I don’t have time for your shenanigans right now,” and I glanced over to see that Jason was wearing a T-shirt that said “they hate to see a silly goose winning” 🪿

[Kyle Neubeck @KyleNeubeck]

NBA home blowouts are especially soul crushing because the DJ just keeps firing up instrumentals from 2005 rap songs while your team misses its 11th consecutive three

[Mowgli @fbgwayno]

When they used to send fresh college graduates to the Colombian rainforest to interview cocaine traffickers >

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Tony “Back Nine” Bozzi @b9bozzi]

“He’s been anticipating this tee time for 2 weeks and cleaned his clubs last night in preparation for it. Make it piss rain.”

[Chris @Cdons_3]

But DOPS won’t do anything

[Chris @Cdons_3]

Taylor Hall is such a weasel. Another dirtbag hit

[Key @PleaseMasai]

Oh hey, look at that, Jarrett Allen looks like fucking shit when he's not going up against Jakob Poeltl.

[Chris @Cdons_3]

Wonder if J.P. Hurlbert falls to 32