Commodore Longbаlls

He is posting, posting. He never sleeps.

He posts in light and in shadow and he is a great favourite. He says that he will never die.

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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I mean every single thing I post

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@captive_dreamer Furthermore if you did, and were (rightfully) using it as an insult, you certainly wouldn't capitalise it.

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@revenant_MMXX <"if they just lie often enough people will start to believe them"
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My almonds are augmented

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@MercurialMulder We and I agree
https://t.co/0I6VZbsVUk

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@yourBlanko @eugyppius1 Discourse IS advertisement

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@EpicFamilyG @CaesarRapper @LordIxabert The Omen?

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@SperglerAcolyte You can just make up black history

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@koomerdotwav Baja blast is a solid pick

You can make an ersatz version of this by mixing code red and livewire in a ratio I've long since forgot

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@taqnull On that mofuggin saltrice and kwama egg diet

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@taqnull @Steppenwolf_AN Oh yeah nah it's plumb retarded to assume a woman is smarter than you, I didn't even figure sex into this

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@trueliberal1848 She took my PS3 and all the games!
Here's a picture:

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@squirt_queefer Umarasulullah

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@taqnull @Steppenwolf_AN It has indeed however been my experience that the good-looking are generally (though not always) similarly gifted in other areas than their homelier contemporaries.
Just so, the dumbest people I've ever met were largely also ugly.

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Horrifying advert that I'm now making you look at too

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@yourBlanko @eugyppius1 Discourse IS advertisement

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@eugyppius1 It's also trivially easy to make with a halfway stocked spice cabinet

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@interstatejuche

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@LeGigacat "Yes"

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@Y_SWargo @GlomarResponder Not if you're Canadian

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@plzbepatient It was at 109 favourites when I clicked

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@czlowiek_burger I'm very much inclined to agree
It is also amusing that we got two books authored by gay men harkening back to historical masculine norms

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This was BAM for oldtroons