Denny Seltzer

All Carbonation...No Sugar

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Get Bernie an ice cold seltzer, guy is spitting so much fire i'm surprised he hasn't burned himself yet.

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Get Cam a seltzer instead of that crappy sugary Gatorade before his next presser. Maybe he'll stick around.

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Can you take snow, melt it down and put it in the soda stream for some fresh seltzer that came from the sky? YES!

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Have everything I need so I'm teaching local kids the best way to flavor infuse seltzer this year.

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

ISIS has never tasted seltzer. That's why they're all so upset!

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Jack Del Rio was on a Seltzer Break. Everyone Relax!

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

I don't care how much it will piss my league mates off, I'm not even going to fake bench my soda stream. #karmabro

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Best way to spend your GPP winnings, Fuji Water in the Soda Stream.

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Pomegranate Vintage in a GPP. Mandarin Schweppes in cash.

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Here's a taek, Kaepernick didn't replace his soda stream after week 2 and then his body failed him.

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Wondering when @CDCarter13 is going to meet me and @cdCORNter in South Dakota
https://t.co/l8yv2KfXSX

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

one of the best articles on the internet tbh imo btw ill lol omg https://t.co/CnMP0srL2M

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Rise and realize that Fear Fest is over and now it's Fight Fest and AMC is trying too hard and pour out a vintage for Mike Meyers and grind

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

You can watch all the slasher flicks you want but try living in a world with a broken CO2 machine, i'd welcome death.

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

@livethestreamff Rank the #brand Vintage, Polar, Schweppes, Canada Dry

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Waiting on the Halloween: Resurrection taek from @CDCarter13 while I polish of a 6 pack of the vintage seltzer

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

I need at least 2 seltzers before I can answer any start/sit questions

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

Did you see @JJWatt last night? Maybe he should stop with the protein shakes and start with the zero calorie liquid gold

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

My Article on the Best Sodas over Zero Calories:

[Denny Seltzer @CDSeltzer13]

7 seltzers at the bar today, couldn't tip the waiter though, spent all my money on my haircut yesterday.