Carrie Williams

Just a kid pretending to be a grown-up

Teacher - Coach - Keeper of Useless Knowledge

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

@darcpaul89 I want all the buffalo sauce these days!!

[Rep. Dean Phillips 🇺🇸 @RepDeanPhillips]

I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

@alex_cast16 But did you show your Frisbee skills?

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

@alex_cast16 I love Frisbee.

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

Trying to guess how many days I have before my fake tooth falls out. How much you think the tooth fairy pays 31 year olds cause I've got a wedding to pay for! #adulting

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

Just spent a solid 15 minutes looking for my watch...only to discover it was on my wrist the whole time. Life's fun when my meds wear off. #thisismylife

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

If it doesn't get warm out soon I'm pretty sure I'm going to combust. I hate tv, I hate sitting, & I hate indoors. I'm more of an outdoor pet. #mondaythoughts

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

@ckap1967 Thank you we are very excited! Aiming for the end of summer, we want to find a house before getting married.

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

Nick surprised me at school today by dropping off ice cream cups for my class and a bag of gummy bears for me. There's a reason I'm marrying this one! #sosweet #welovetreats

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

Yesterday I put an expo marker in my back pocket with the cap off. The ONE day I wear white pants. I knew there was a reason my mom never bought us white clothes. #grownchild #isitbreakyet

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

Nike delivery days are my favorite! Finally got my windrunner, & other things because duh Nike sales speak to my soul. #swooshaholic #Nike

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

Normal people get tired at night, I on the other hand want to sprint circles. How in the world did I function off meds? #spazhour

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

Is there any better way to start your day with not 1, but 2 toaster strudels? I think not. #grownchild

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

I've been telling Nick to trim his beard. He disappeared while I was making dinner tonight and reappeared with nothing but a mustache. That thing better be gone by Thursday or he's not invited to dinner. #crisscrosscreepsauce

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

Holy cow Aaron Rodgers is good. Imagine the damage he could do with a solid support staff. #unreal #GBvsSEA #GoPackGo #goat

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

12 more conferences stand between me and tomorrow night's @benrector concert and a much needed weekend away. #igotthis #AreWeThereYet

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

Been looking for my Northface and school keys all week. My friend just found them in her car, I don't even remember riding in there. My brain sure is special! #adhdproblems

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

@alex_cast16 Still riding that train huh buddy? 😂miss you!

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

I've been attempted to be surprised with trips to St. Louis for my birthday twice in my life and & both times my neurotic ways have spoiled it. None the less can't wait to finally see @benrector in concert. #extraordinarymagic

[Carrie Williams @CDubz5]

How are these roughing the passer calls against Matthews? Such major game changers and such trash. #GoPackGo