Cearuil Swords

Writer, Educator and Hospitality Enthusiast who likes dabbling in Politics and Play-Acting while working on Community Projects.

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

#Superhero Auditions presents
Opinionated Man: leads villains into heated arguments that only end when the handcuffs are on. Villains are left fuming and we are safe once again but for how long?
#marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

#Superhero Auditions presents
Low Self-Esteem Boy: channelling his own inferiority complex, the boy wonder incapacitates villains as they doubt their ability to pull off their plans
#marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

#Superhero Auditions presents
Directionless Gal: with her uncertainty about life and its purpose, she sows similar doubts in villains leading them into existential crisis
#marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

#Superhero Auditions presents
Jamboree Girl: against their will, Jamboree girl manipulates villains to fall into a circle of songs and storytelling hindering them from executing their plans
#marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

#Superhero Auditions presents
The Critic: uses a villain's deepest self-criticisms against him/her, debilitating them with cutting remarks and observations.
#marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

What would a god read? vol 3
'No God Before Me' is playing tonight at 8pm and it's the last night @smockalley theatre. Get you tickets now to avoid disappointment
https://t.co/C5e9dCLCqe
#sceneandheard #theatre #dublin #comedy

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

If you haven't booked your tickets yet, No God Before Me is playing tonight @SmockAlley at 8pm. Unless the idea of red hot pokers and eternal hellfire sound appealing I suggest you buy your ticket now. 01-6770014
#Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018 #sceneandheard

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What would a god read? vol 2
'No God Before Me' is playing tomorrow (Tuesday) for one more night @smockalley theatre 8pm.
https://t.co/C5e9dCLCqe
#sceneandheard #theatre #dublin #comedy

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

What would you find in a god's library?
Don't forget our play 'No God Before Me' is on tomorrow (Tuesday) at 8pm in @smockalley theatre.
https://t.co/C5e9dCLCqe
#theatre #dublin #SASH2018

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

Did you behave yourself during lent?
Even if you didn't our god won't punish you for it, instead here is an invite to 'No God Before Me' playing @SmockAlley Tuesday, 3rd of April at 8pm.
Box Office: 01-6770014
https://t.co/C5e9dCLCqe
#Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

#Superhero Auditions presents
Alopecia Man: commands the immune systems of villains to attack hair follicles. Now focused on their hair loss they don't see him coming.
#marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

Are you having a good long weekend? Want to get the next one off to rip roaringly funny start? We should hope so … 'No God Before Me' playing @SmockAlley Tuesday, 3rd of April at 8pm.
Box Office: 01-6770014

https://t.co/C5e9dCLCqe
#Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

Clean that chocolate off your face (it's not even #Easter Sunday yet) and book your ticket for 'No God Before Me'. It's on for 1 more night Tuesday, 3rd of April at 8pm.
https://t.co/C5e9dCLCqe
Box Office 01-6770014
#Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

#Superhero Auditions presents
Cavity Man: strikes down villains using their very own teeth as a weapon. Plans go untold & weapons unfired as villains clutch their mouths
#marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

The gods know what you did during the weekend … pretty racy stuff. As an act of contrition you'll be expected to make an offering at the @SmockAlley Box Office and book a ticket to 'No God Before Me' Tuesday, 3rd of April 8pm . A donation of €10 / €8 is sufficient. 01-6770014

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

The gods tried bury our play in 2 feet of snow but the heathens @SmockAlley won't be told what to do. 'No God Before Me' is on for 1 more night Tuesday, 3rd of April at 8pm.
Laugh off the winter & join us for a Spring show a millennia in the making.
#Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

Having banished the snow 'No God Before Me' arrives back to great fanfare at @SmockAlley on the Tuesday, 3rd of April at 8pm.
If you missed it the first time then book in and pay respects.
#Dublin #Theatre #SASH2018

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

#Superhero Auditions presents
Always Late Girl: while on time superheroes often get caught, she arrives after her comrades are captured and then frees them so together they can take down the villains
#marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

#Superhero Auditions presents
The Irritable Bowel: causes villains to either need immediate relief or to feel swollen and roll around in agony, hoping for the pain to pass.
#marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions

[Cearuil Swords @Cearuil]

#Superhero Auditions presents
The Taboo: takes tricky topics and throws their full weight behind them, causing villains to grow too upset to defend themselves from the onslaught of touchy subjects.
#marvel #funny #humour #geekfun #comics #superheroauditions