CeCe Brooks

If only I knew

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

You mean she doesn’t dress like a regency era teenager?! Shocking 🙄 https://t.co/E2VECmWdHj

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

2026 so far: me obsessively updating my reading progress in Goodreads so I feel like I have done something remotely productive at all this year

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

PSA for Gen Z/Alpha:
Low rise jeans are not the answer. You WIll regret them. You WILL moon people. You WILL forfeit the ability to bend over and sit cross legged on the floor.
- Sincerely,
Sage elder millennial who barely survived the early 00s

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

Considering watching (PG parts) of Heated Rivalry during my niece’s cheer practice to see if there are any cool cheer moms I should befriend

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

Me at 11:30am: I should probably eat something

Also me: nah, I’ll just make another cup of coffee

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

Walking through the aisles of Habitat ReStore like I’m an HGTV star. “Ooh I could do something really cool with that old windowpane.”

Meanwhile, my mirrors and art are on the floor waiting to be hung after 8 months in my apartment.

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

Not to be super "millennial" about it, but do Labubus not scare the crap out of anyone else? I was scarred by the Furby once. I will not be a victim again.

https://t.co/iFLhwhhtE9

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

Wrote something silly: "Why the NFL Needs Marching Bands" https://t.co/MuRETXYmsR

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

Every few months there is a tv show everyone talks about and I subsequently go down a rabbit hole and soon my entire algorithm is XYZ show even though never actually watch it. Just a rebel that way I guess 😈.

But all the #TSITP videos might finally turn me into a follower

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

🤔 So South Park can make jokes but Kimmel can’t? https://t.co/6v8yhDj3iz

[Theo Baker @tab_delete]

To be clear: It's not "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after comments about Charlie Kirk," it's "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after threats from Trump FCC chair"

The distinction matters here.

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

FUCK YOU FOR MAKING US HAVE TO DEFEND FALLON

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

Qualifications:
- No serious relationships in the last 5 years
- Extensive ghosting experience
- Ability to have a conversation with eye contact and no cleavage peeks

Preferred Qualifications:
- Sister or mother recommendations to prove you’re not a bad person, just a jerk

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

Job Opp!
ISO: Single Straight Fuckboi.
Job responsibilities:
- Screen all app matches for obvious fuckboi vibes
- Monitor app and text conversations for red flags
- Explain why a match will talk to you non stop then ghost
- Arrange pre-date meetings to eliminate douchecanoes

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

I’ll know I have met my soulmate when they rival my GIF to actual words ratio in conversation

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again that @people needs a separate site for non-celebrity news. They could call it People <3 Tragedy (alt idea - People: Murderporn Edition)

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

I missed that lesson in childhood where they teach you how to eat cereal without spilling milk all over your chin

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

A sign I've been reading too many romance novels but am also in a romance rut personally: I had a non-platonic dream about the GEICO caveman

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

Me when #TS12 was announced before realizing my cat and my dad both died within weeks of her last two album releases. Please universe, don't ruin Taylor Swift for me! 🙏🙏🙏

[CeCe Brooks @CeCe_Brooks]

Giving Twitter (It will never be X, I will die on that hill) a go again because I don't want to subject my dozens of Instagram followers to my random musings.