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[LB @lnbshr]

Something abt my face makes people wanna tell me their whole life story unprovoked and I rlly hate it

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Is this when Suitman hatched his plan?

[Drew Brees @drewbrees]

So proud of our TEAM! Who Dat baby!

[drea ♡ @andreaa_reyess]

Honestly truly’s and white claws are overrated. Idgaf if they’re low calorie and get you drunk. You know what else gets you drunk and is low in calories? Taking tequila shots like an adult

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

4Loko really looked at all these hard seltzer brands and their 5% alcohol content and said “let daddy show you how it’s done”

[ℕε𝒆η𝕒 ❤️ 🇨🇦 @WhisperedWilds]

me as a 36 year old mom traumatizing my kids with my singing skills

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

Can’t wait to get back to campus so I can just walk into my friends’ rooms unannounced like this at 2am

[🖤 @khaireebrown]

My next relationship... we doing crack... I ain’t 🗣NEVER seen crackheads breakup!!

[Studio Fiend �� @tyspotem]

Boy Bourbon look clean asf

[justis 🥀 @JustisMarino]

If you from Louisiana i KNOW you laughing 😂 😂

[ßï§ï₱ @SUBS_19]

Family Guy bouta have another prediction right

[penton @brianapxnton]

me to my friends across the party

[J E N N A @jennawyspy]

99 years is the amount of prison time a doctor in alabama will receive if they perform an abortion

6 months is the amount of prison time you will receive if you rape an unconscious girl next to a dumpster

wake. the fuck. up.