Cecil

I run the block.
I'll piss on your girlfriend.
I'm hispanic/british.
I have a human named @Danger_rick
We do rad shit.

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@danger_rick ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@danger_rick WAIT I HAVE PILLS? WHEN DID I GET PILLS? DO ALL
DOGS TAKE PILLS? I NEED TO ASK CHESTER WHERE'S CHESTER OMG CAN HE HEAR ME?

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@danger_rick I don't take pills. Fuck you.

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@danger_rick I DON'T FUCKING KNOW THAT. I CAN NEVER SEE WHAT YOURE DOING UP THERE WITH YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND SHIT.

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@danger_rick Okay. How do I get the jerky off of the counter?

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@danger_rick pet me.

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@danger_rick checked the couch, your shoes, under the tv, the couch, under the dining room table, the couch, under the couch, can't find it

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@danger_rick where's the beef jerky?

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@danger_rick so when will there be beef jerky?

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@danger_rick Well if you're eating the cucumber let me have the beef jerky

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@danger_rick give me some of that beef jerky!

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@LittleLeaguer I'm under the bed and I'm not coming out until tomorrow. Or until there's food. Tell @streetpita to send nudes

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@LittleLeaguer did you get that corgi yet? @danger_rick said once you did he'd hook me up with some hot tail

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

@JennetteCSLC26 HEY FUCK YOU. HE'S IN BED WITH ME. NOT YOU.

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

I caught @danger_rick masturbating last week. disgusting humans.

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

If this cocker spaniel keeps pissing on the wrong trees i'm gonna fuck him up. Blotchy ass mutt. #FuckYouChester #Woof

[Cecil @CecilUnleashed]

Woof.