My boomer dad refinanced his house three times over 20 years.
Pulled out $280,000 in equity.
Renovated the kitchen twice. Bought two boats. Took my mom to Europe four times.
Now he’s 71 and the mortgage still isn’t paid off.
Says he’s counting on Social Security to cover the gap.
Social Security that comes out of my paycheck every two weeks.
He spent his equity living well.
Now the math needs mine too.
Bitch, I'm from Texas
Where we still ride in swangas and put diamonds in our necklace
Pour drank inside my lemonade 'til it look like a Pepsi
See, I come from the D where we got shags and we be flexin'
If you ain't from my state
Then you should know don't f*ck with Texas
--Big X
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