Cedar Fair (parody)

(This is a parody/not affiliated with Cedar Fair Entertainment Company) Wear a fucking mask Jesus Christ

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#BlackLivesMatter

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This aged poorly.

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We’d give away California’s Great America for that coaster

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We have just received word from Kings Island that Invertigo has been carried away by a storm

Good riddance.

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After many years of our partnership, we have decided to end our contract with the Peanuts licence. As a replacement, all Peanuts-themed areas will be renamed to 'Planet Fornite™'

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Yes the rumors are true, if you can make it through Anaconda without getting a migraine well give you a free vaccine right there on the spot

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COMING IN 2026: Kings Island unveils Blue Mine Train, a Gerstlauer wild mouse coaster with a top speed of 65 mph.

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@unofficial_cp Oh shit we must’ve approved that while high as fuck

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Oh thank fucking Christ this year is almost done

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@SFGrAUnofficial Oh god please, we are run by a bunch of absolute idiots

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Did you guys know that Michigan’s Adventure is a myth

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Wait, is anything actually coming to our parks next year?

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We have purchased Alan Schilke’s soul from the Devil

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Spook Vengeance

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We’d give away California’s Great America for that coaster

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If THIS doesn't make you want to join the hunt, then we don't know what will.

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@SeaWorldUN SeaWorld? More like PeeWorld

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Six Flags? More like Suck Flags

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Only registered voters will be allowed to Cedar Point from now on (please register to vote)

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How many times do we have to tell you people to wear a fucking mask

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Apparently a corporate intern sold Top Thrill Dragster “as a meme.” In other news, fans of Dutch Wonderland are going to be very happy....