Cedric Reichenbach

Software Engineer 2.0

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

Delivery with @DHLexpress:

1. Failed to find the doorbell of an office building ("facilities closed")
2. Re-delivery date randomly moved around
3. Customer service on phone basically useless
4. Asking for customs fee ($ 23) AND "account processing fee" ($ 22)

What the fuck.

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

Walking in Memphis

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

@RailService "Sie wollen das Billett nicht mit der App kaufen? So viel Zeit hätte ich auch gerne." ...ausser wenn die App wieder mal kaputt ist und man den Zug verpasst weil man nun doch zum Automaten rennen muss. 👌

[Magnolia @magnolia_cms]

Check out how Magnolia #developers built the #technology behind our Find Bar. https://t.co/SLBkGAZ5aG

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

@ilgun_ilgun Sounds good, only need to convince my new employer first...

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

@adriaanbloem Sounds like an expensive password replacement to me... 😄

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

#banana #beer #devoxx

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

Agile is a Dirty Word
*grabs popcorn* #Devoxx

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

How to do AI in the future: "First, set the cost of human lives to infinity. Then, check if infinity is correctly implemented in your machine." @kriskudrynski #devoxxbe

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

People built two lines waiting for food, left and right. Now they opened both at the same time -> real-life #deadlock demonstration at #Devoxx

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

Waiting in line just to pee, eat something, or hear a talk - the dark side of #Devoxx

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

"Do you work fir the compiler or does the compiler work for you?" ~@venkat_s #devoxx

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

"Quit using arguments in JavaScript - there should be no argument about this." ~@venkat_s #devoxx

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

Learning basic cyber hygiene at #devoxx2018

[Cedric Reichenbach @Cedudidu]

@OpenExpoEurope Me llamo "Reichenbach" 😂

[OpenExpo Europe @OpenExpoEurope]

Desde @MarTech_Forum han hablado con Cedric Rochenbach, @Cedudidu e Ilgün Ilgün, @ilgun_ilgun, Ingenieros de software en @magnoliacms_es, durante #OpenExpo18, contando datos interesantes sobre este #CMS y lo que deparará en un #futuro. ¡Dale al play!: https://t.co/s9ozxx3hOt

[DevBcn @dev_bcn]

Cedric Reichenbach (@Cedudidu) and Ilgün Ilgün (@ilgun_ilgun) want you to learn how to supercharge the user experience on the #JVM by using #MachineLearning. Another #Jbcn18 talk you can’t miss.

[ABA_Engineering @aba_engineering]

"Supercharging User Experience with Machine Learning on the JVM" by @Cedudidu and @ilgun_ilgun in #Jbcn18

[Angelica @_AngelicaSanz]

Many and very interesting questions to @ilgun_ilgun and @Cedudidu in room 3 at #jbcn18 after their talk on How to supercharge UX with #MachineLearning on the #JVM

Great job guys! 👏🏻

[Angelica @_AngelicaSanz]

#SpeechRecognition, #AdaptiveResults, and more through #DeepLearning at #jbcn18 with @Cedudidu and @ilgun_ilgun in room 3