Heather Crowder

Special education teacher * Coordinator of special education * Technology Systems Specialist (aka tech support-ish for my favorite group of educators)

[FBI Richmond @FBIRichmond]

Parents: we know. It's week two of being home from school. The backyard is a glacier, the storm snacks are gone, and the house feels smaller by the hour. The next time your child tells you, "I'm bored," give them some extra screen time... guilt-free on https://t.co/R0V95PRNpT.

The FBI's Safe Online Surfing (SOS) program turns cyber security into a game for grades 3-8. They get the high score; you get a moment of peace. Everyone wins while we wait for the thaw.

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

Is anyone else disappointed that @panera doesn't have French onion soup as part of the value duets?

[Doug Glenning @Library_Doug]

This plus "finish reading list". What's on your winter break to-do list? #winterbreak #Teachers

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

@KaySA99 @Starbucks ALL day today!

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

I'm grateful that @bwagz was thinking about the safety & security of others. Safety & security is everyone's responsibility - not just our famous "yellow jackets". Thank you Bobby Wagner & Takkarist McKinley! #MyHero #MNF @RamsNFL

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

Dante's of Ironbridge taking care of the staff today @CarverAcad

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

Last Saturday was a beautiful day for @Spiders_FB. While I enjoyed @RMCfootball yesterday, I can't wait to return to Robins Stadium with the Spiders next Saturday. #LoveCollegeFootballYall

[Hart Bailey @team_Dji]

I’m loving the TEAM pic of my @SpiderMBB 53 Days‼️ Let’s Go‼️‼️🕷️🏀 #OneRichmond

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

So glad @UVA realized the huge mistake they were making. So happy for @HudsonODU & @ODUFootball

[Hudson ODU @HudsonODU]

It's a miracle! We are so happy! And we know we couldn't have done it without the support of so many!! #ReignOn

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

@UVAFootball:"Service dogs on the sidelines? Absolutely not. Can you move to the side for the horse to come through though?"

Hudson's a service dog in training for our veterans, LEOs & 1st responders w disabilities. Incredibly disappointed. Please share! @SunBelt @ACCFootball

[Hudson ODU @HudsonODU]

To my @ODUFootball team, @UVAFootball has told my team at @MuttswaMission that we will NOT be allowed on the field even though we are accredited with @adiintl (the highest standard)

They are intimidated by my presence on the field🐕��🦺

@SunBeltFB @ACCFootball #ReignOn

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

Great first home game of the season. Well done @Spiders_FB!

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

If nothing else, some people just teach you how not to be.

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

So good but how?!?

[Tyler Rablin @Mr_Rablin]

A student the other day was like, "Mr., have you heard Chance sing 'Hot in Here' like a country song?"

Just that phrase alone blew my mind.

Then I watched the video and...🤯🤯🤯

How is this so good?

https://t.co/6XlDpTAItd

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

@Mr_Rablin So good but how?!?

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

When you are headed to work knowing you are in back to back training sessions from 9am-930pm today but realize it'll be a great day. Can't go wrong when you start your day with @MsLaurynHill #TrueStory #Facts #90sTeenager

[TeacherGoals @teachergoals]

This is accurate! 💯

[Michael B. Tager has left the Nazi Bar @IamRageSparkle]

One time I staffed a training for mental health staff on micro aggressions. Doing registration. When I signed in the director of the org, she said her name. as I handed her her name tag I must have twitched. She asked what was wrong. (1)

[Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll @TeacherOnTopic]

Me: So my husband --
First grader: You have a husband?
Me: I do, the whole time you've known me.
First grader: Oh. I always thought you were feral.
Me: Er, do you mean 'single'?
First grader: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats.

🙀

[Heather Crowder @CEEcrowder]

Round 2 of fireworks tonight with @ChesterfieldPR at the fairgrounds. Who else is coming?

[Cliff Pickover @pickover]

This is a mathematics joke. The number 8 is talking with a psychotherapist.