CeeKay Comedy

I’m half French, half American, and I tell jokes.

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i’m tired of the stereotype that french people smell bad. if you’re gonna hate on a whole group of people, at least do it right. it’s not the smell you have a problem with, it’s the ✨aura✨

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“I can’t believe Tony said that!” Oh really? The same guy who used a racial slur onstage in 2021 without hesitation, which resulted in him being dropped by his talent agency? I don’t know why people are surprised when there’s precedent. #KT

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Who would have thought after all these years that what would actually #KillTony would be a Puerto Rico “joke” at a Trump rally. #readtheroom

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@snarwani For someone claiming to defend integrity you seem to have none. The fact that you said “why would I take this video and risk it not being seen if I repost it a second time” shows your motivations. Selfish, using others for gain. REPORTED.

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@snarwani @VictorPatrascan You didn’t know his name??? Where’d you get the video from then??? Yo quit lying this is crazy

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@snarwani To everyone under this post, Sharmine Narwani stole this artist’s work without consent and only tagged him after he sent complaints. Then she blocked him. She’s getting money from this video. A video she apparently is upset by. HYPOCRITE. REPORTED.

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@snarwani @VictorPatrascan Tagging him doesn’t fix the problem, Sharmine. You stole an ARTIST’S work. Without having it watermarked. AND you’re monetizing it. You’re profiting off of something that, supposedly, you don’t even approve of. Hypocrite.

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idk what it is about the usa but every time i go back there i get filled with the inexplicable and primeval urge to leave

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idk what it is about france but every time i go back there i get filled with the inexplicable and primeval urge to leave

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growing up with a french parent the first sentence i learned was «roh lala, c’est pas possible!»

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idk about yall but i start tweaking when someone comes into my house with their shoes on. who taught you manners, the grinch?

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sorry i can’t go out today because of the voices

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she cooked, breakfast. she ate, lunch. she left no crumbs, of dinner. she is a foodie

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saw someone get misgendered yesterday and it occurred to me that the communists may be onto something with “comrade.” it’s professional, gender neutral, and implies fellowship. bonus: if you call a nonbinary person “comrade,” their happiness is automatically shared with everyone.

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I wanna hear the Activia commercial jingle but instead it’s just 🎶Chlamydiaaaa🎶

#activia #chlamydia #std #sti #jokes #jingle #commercial #commercialbreak #commercials

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most days standup comedy is great, but some days, audience members blatantly disregard the fourth wall in order to call you a c*nt

#standup #crowdwork #heckler

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wanted to yap but didn’t make a sound. not even a peep. very mindful, very demure

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didn’t have a meltdown while trying to dry my hair today. very mindful, very demure

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saw an adorable puppy in public today and i didn’t cry about it. very mindful, very demure

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had a guy in the audience tonight who had a cane. i asked him why he needed it. he said “it’s a joke.” i said, “a joke?” and he said, “no, a stroke.” never been so embarrassed in my life. recovered by saying he had “big stick energy.”