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30 - PHX ➡️ PDX

[Scott Howard @ScottHoward42]

The NL All-Star Starting Lineup is the 2023 NLCS MVP and then the logos of all the teams he helped beat to win that honor. https://t.co/51qpf0c9Wv

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

J😮C!!!!!!

[Pierre @Pizizzle]

Gregg Berhalter shouldn't have the USMNT job in the morning

[C @CeeLoDean]

If you don’t know how to hold silverware/cut your food properly you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

No, I don't think I will

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

The verdict is in

[Weighn @iAmMrCarson]

I hate 4 way stops cuz everybody stupid

[nico @NicosTwtAccount]

Gonna start saying “this is going to ruin the tour” as a response to every slight inconvenience in my life

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

“Now try and draw a charge with 5 fouls in a three point game.”

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Having 2 1/2 drinks in your 30s

[C.J. Toledano @CJToledano]

when din tai fung says they can only seat you if your whole party is there (cc @americanamemes)

[C @CeeLoDean]

I’m no fan of country music but that Tipsy remix gets me goin a lil bit.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

My eye starts twitching, the lengthy diatribe about how this makes no sense rising up in my throat like vomit

[C @CeeLoDean]

@IanZPaik Us if we stop drafting him now:

[C @CeeLoDean]

No way I fall into the trap for a third time… right?

[Zirksee🍽️ @Zirksee]

I will NOT fall for this fantasy football trap again.

[. @ProvidesPublish]

My twitter timeline

[😶🤌 @CookedbyShang]

You’re gonna need to have YouTube TV, Amazon, Netflix, Peacock, and ESPN+ to watch the NFL next year”

Me knowing Streameast got my back:

[C @CeeLoDean]

@IanZPaik Can’t measure our grit on a stat sheet though.

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

Make a portal between Toronto and Compton next