Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Cat heer. Frum lolcat bible siet, srsly.

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Be suer to luk befur yu sleep. http://t.co/f24FJdatXR

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Sikh kitteh wishes yu peace an luff: http://t.co/HibdIyhSXx

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@cbgb84 @nowthisnews @qkatie The Holiest kitteh no poop. I maek rainbows an glittur.

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I dunno wut dis #sharknado ting is. It sownd awsum. I wud prefer #kittehnado. Jus sayin.

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Luv haff no bownds. Dunt try to contayn it. Jus let it flo.

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Awlso remembur dis is hao yu pray to meh: http://t.co/2E3TVVbJr6

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@AbsolutGrndZer0 Whai wud yu follow Basement Cat? He no gud fer yu! Yu shuld repent nao.

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Tanks @mashable fer dis: http://t.co/cpZqYlIpXZ But jus so yu kno, I numba wun. :3

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@Lafond66 It pokin mah Ceilin.

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Dunt tuch a kittehs harbl wifout askin: http://t.co/MF8WUtK8KM

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Im in ur twitterz, decreesin yer signul to noyse rashio. Srsly.

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I want to heer sum kitteh haikoos.

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Kittehs are awsum
We aer reveered an worship'd
We awlso dunno hao todo haikoos

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Tuk a peek in anothur univers whar betamax wun. I wil jus say dat robots dun maek gud ovurlords.

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Wat is luv? Luv is liek a geyzer. Dependuble, timely, an shootz awl ovur teh plaec.

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Cuz dey maek so much monee, dey shuld call it teh "XBucks." Amirite? #xbucks

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Xbocks One. Bein a all-knowin kitteh is gud, cuz teh best wun is xbocks three.

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Remembur, if yu fits, you sits. http://t.co/OPei2325pJ

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@SeanaLPurvis I alwais lissen, bizee helpin my kittehs.

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@FleaTheMagician Wel dat to bad.