Cei 🦒

For the hope of it all ✨

[neonique 👽 @_neonique]

she looks like she has no money, no family, sixteen in the middle of miami

[meghan @deloisivete]

I talk a lot of shit for someone who gets so stressed out by being the first car in a lane where it's ok to turn right on red

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[bomb @bombissue]

Lack of nuance. Every-time I speak to someone who can’t fathom anything outside of their own lived experiences, I cringe.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

SZA shares DM she received from a fan asking for math homework help:

“I appreciate the faith in me 🥹”

[scam likely @feenecks]

Kinda fucked that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or nothin

[Camaro @__camaro_]

Stop sending me “you’ve left something in your cart” emails if there isn’t a discount code attached

["Alex" @alexinquotes]

Me and my husband looking in from outside the bar, deciding it’s too loud, and then leaving

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

Big Job doesn’t want you to know that you can actually bullshit a lot at work as long as u know when to lock tf in

[parasocial activity @rocklegend1203]

Landlords:

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

lindsey buckingham hearing silver springs for the first time

[steph ⚾️ @whutyearisit]

when my boss sends a “gentle reminder” email to the group after i screw something up

[Cei 🦒 @CeirraMist]

@Jillhopkins @dontforgetmyH

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Sorry I overreacted, I do that anytime anything mildly different happens

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

Become a threat

[Scott Free @misterscottfree]

GENE PARMESAN?!?

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

I accidentally used my real personality at work. I'll just take myself to HR.