The Checker

I’m good at finding problems

[liz holmes @m4adeinheaven]

i see myself in you
i see myself in you
i see myself in you

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

Overheard in Austin: “I lost my 2 week streak on Beli goddammit!!”

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

Can we talk about how Billy Evans is single parenting right now

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

if god was actually non-binary then church coffee would taste a lot better

[jacob @ascending4th]

I would strike Julian Casablancas out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. He feels like hes drowning. Curveball in the dirt of course he’s chasing it. And Bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were was always out. Youve been out since the day you were born

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

No I actually love that the washer wrinkles all my clothes and the dryer doesn’t get the wrinkles out that’s my favorite part

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

@placeetobe Desculpe

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

That one friend who deletes Instagram for their mental health but still smokes a pack of Newports a week

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

2027 we’re releasing a micro pop synth album

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

@oilygoat555 Original sentence

[Cope Guy #FERRANFC @T0p_Guy]

Started putting HRT and Vaccines in my local water supply #RAPEJDVANCE

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

Put that land acknowledgement back in the syllabus

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

The idea of Billy having seen Nathan as a giant baby in The Rehearsal and still agreeing

[Billy Evans @per_asp3ra]

@MicheleM813 Almost all of it.

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

@musicfortundra Supreme today 🤤🤤🤤

[timeecool100 @timeecool100]

preparing for no nut november

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

@fartly_ I ate the pesto from the tree of knowledge of good and evil

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

And on the 7th day God created basil pesto

[The Checker @CeladonDisc]

No shave november 🤤🤤 #BushIsBeautiful

[mai 🦄 @sexysnowbunny67]

nonstop nutting november starts tomorrow who’s excited

[Ronettes Updates @ronettescrave]

The Ronettes had no plans for Halloween, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and create their costumes this year. They're dressed as the drawing from the coworker losing his mind. Any thoughts?