Der Schlan

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[Peter Mohrbacher @bugmeyer]

“I was born stupid, but I will not die hungry”

[Laurinchhhe @Laurinchhe]

As a German seeing all the Americans buy that 60$ sourdough bread is the funniest shit that happened 2026.

Wdym you pay 60$ for the most plain bread loaf that exists out there ?

[めいもく @t_meimoku]

紙袋にオニオオハシ

[シュリ🦆 @syurigame]

2年ぶりにアイコン変えました
ﾊﾟﾔ🦆

[livv🪽 @d1gitalluvvr_]

y’all ever get pissed at someone’s negative mindset like why do you want to be wanna be miserable so bad?

[るるてあ @k_r_r_l_l_]

たすけにきたコウペンちゃん

（2024年10月掲載）

[ena🚦⋆˙⟡ @swirlykiwi1]

how it feels talking to oomfs and online friends

[scenker @chibest_up]

Rumination

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

dreading the day i have to tell my kid that he’s chopped

[Black Tabby Games @blacktabbygames]

Slay the Princess is under $10, an all-time-high-discount!

💯 90 Metacritic
👑 97% positive on Steam
⏳ 3 hours for one runthrough, but over 15 hours to see everything - each journey will be wildly unique
🗣️ Fully voice acted by Jonathan Sims and Nichole Goodnight

[gabe @allgarbled]

Bro, just use the passkey. It’s in the magic link. It’s in your authenticator app. We sent you a code. It���s 2FA with your phone and yubikey. It’s face id. It’s sign in with SSO. Just enable touch id. Do you want to stay signed in? (we’ll log you out anyways)

[Om Nom @Cut_The_Rope]

it's world suicide prevention day

https://t.co/vGOR4Hf0zl

please stay

[Rift of the NecroDancer @NecroDancerGame]

HAPPY 40th ANNIVERSARY TO THE LEGEND OF ZELDA!!

Literally us watching the Zelda Direct this morning:

[何某氏 @72_4pkg]

ボール拒否された結果のやつ

[Nitsu 🇩🇪 @nitsu1224]

Seeing Petterson and Findus on my Twitter timeline... Sometimes great things are happening on this cursed app.

[검은 색 나가 @blackout_kr]

호신술을 배워 보자~

[Lesbian Rod Serling 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @LRSerling]

One controversial yet meaningless opinion i have is that its absolutely possible to play games wrong and many people choose to play games wrong out of stubbornness and pride