Celeste Zanner

Loud, offensive and studying to be a nurse

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

My ovary is out to get me. Mother fucker was born to kill!

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

Why can't life take a turn for the best and I die on the way home.

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@johnslave1 lol I only just saw this. Hahaha

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

My feet are fucking killing me! I need a little Asian to get on her hands and knees and lick them!

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@Boffa88 hahaha where the hell was my invite!

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@Boffa88 in three weeks time chick! Its on!

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@Boffa88 dudes in relationships still wank and watch porn.. I get annoyed if I don't get a good dickin! Lol

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

Why do guys like porn and wanking so much? Just curious.

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@Scott_NoFriends pretty much. No pictures = fucking boring!

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@Scott_NoFriends DUDE! I'VE MISSED ALL YOUR TWEETS! probably because I still don't get how the fuck this works!

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

I can't help but sit on the loo and check my twitter. Its like peas and corn... It just works :-)

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@Saving_Joshua she killed herself and now her 'story' is on YouTube.

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@Scott_NoFriends Poor guy thinks I have no soul #hesprobablyright

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@Scott_NoFriends @soundwavefest Ben dies on the inside daily.. So I guess I could say I'm killing a man slowly.

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@NEMESPHYXIAband @Scott_NoFriend hahahahahaha shit yeah. You should have tweeted this to me, you BASTARD!!

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

I watch Ben reading and it annoys me... I'd rather be sucking his cock. Too far?!

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@gobbles21 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HER LIFE SUCKS!

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@ben_quin @Scott_NoFriends Fucking idiots. I'll have some bread and wine thanks. Bring me some fucking cheese while you're at it!

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@GregPuciato Just do it. LOL

[Celeste Zanner @Celeste_pixie]

@gobbles21 Hahahahaha he starts whinging if I do that... Whinging is the most God damn unattractive thing to me.. So just crack it hahaha