Celestial Ewe

Pagan Pixies Podcast. An Aries witch on an adventure called life in the mitten.

[Celestial Ewe @CelestialEwe]

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[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Hestia: what is love?

Eros: an emotional minefield

Athena: a neurochemical reaction

Dionysus: baby, don't hurt me-

[Celestial Ewe @CelestialEwe]

Don’t make me awkward

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

one time this guy asked me out to ice cream. and so we went and I ordered my ice cream. and he didn’t get anything. “I don’t like ice cream,” he said. so we sat outside and I ate ice cream as he sat and watched. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. maybe to anyone

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Hades: i wasn't that drunk last night

Hekate: yes you were. you were flirting with Persephone

Hades: what's wrong with that? she's my wife

Hekate: you asked her if she was single and then cried when she said she wasn't

[Celestial Ewe @CelestialEwe]

Accurate

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

How each sign is a personality catfish:

Aries - seems tough but are soft/sensitive internally
Taurus - seems quiet but talks a lot
Gemini - seems avoidant but are super bothered
Cancer - seems caring but have a detached side
Leo - seems strong but often have breakdowns
Virgo - seems timid but are super goofy/fun
Libra - seems interested but don’t care as much as they present
Scorpio - seems detached but burning internally
Sagittarius - seems mean but have a kind/giving heart
Capricorn - seems like they got it together but they feel out of control
Aquarius - seems independent but suffer from insecurities and need people
Pisces - seems soft but got a venomous side

[Astrology Vibez @astrologyvibez]

Venus retrograde will only ruin your relationship if it wasn’t supposed to work out anyway.

Mercury retrograde will only cause inconveniences in things that already needed to be reevaluated anyway.

If you focus on alignment year round then these times won’t be major upsets.

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Maia: if Dionysus jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?

Hermes: who told you about monday?

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Zagreus: in my defense, i was left unsupervised

Hades: wasn't Melinoe with you?

Melinoe: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised

[Astrology Vibez @astrologyvibez]

This upcoming Venus Retrograde in Leo/Cancer is going to show people their true wants and needs as far as relationships go and who you want to build a family/future with

Many will come to terms with the fact that they aren’t monogamous

Many will realize they are unaligned

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Zeus: if i punch myself and it hurts, am i strong or weak?

Ares: strong

Poseidon: weak

Hades: an idiot is what you are

[Kimberly Nguyen-Poet Laureate of Pay Transparency @knguyenpoetry]

I used to work in student loan servicing and here are the top things I think people need to know about their federal student loans and how to make them manageable if you’re really struggling to pay them. A thread:

[Celestial Ewe @CelestialEwe]

@MarshallWSL Such a classic

[edgar allan hoe @shesamerihann]

I think a lot of people confuse being introverted with being meek. I’m super introverted but I still have a strong personality. I just like to be alone and I don’t speak unless it’s important. But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna let you walk over me just because you’re… *checks

[daughterofcirce @daughterofcirce]

#PrideMonth reminder that #Witchcraft is inherently & historically #Queer 👑❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌹

[Celestial Ewe @CelestialEwe]

@MarshallWSL Looking amazing and better in yellow than I do!

[Celestial Ewe @CelestialEwe]

Just finished an interesting book by the name of The Perfect Marriage by Jeneva Rose. It was a quick read but was pretty grappling that I needed to finish it in one day. Anyone else read it? So many things to unpack…

[✨Witch of Southern Light✨ @MarshallWSL]

Under discussed perspectives :
I did not get into witchcraft for spirituality. Spirituality just became a natural byproduct along the way. I think sometimes we need a reminder in the occult community that not everyone's goals here are the same.

And that's ok.

[Celestial Ewe @CelestialEwe]

Interesting

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Aphrodite: so, how are you?

Artemis: i'm fine

Aphrodite: yeah you are

Artemis: what

Aphrodite: what

[Celestial Ewe @CelestialEwe]

Where the juice at?!

[✨Witch of Southern Light✨ @MarshallWSL]

I'm so tired of every book describing the male romantic lead as being lean and chiseled with slim hips. Why can't I get a man who's thick with a fat ass and bouncy pecs? Like where's the variety?!?