Kim Davis's cellmate

I'm Kim Davis's cellmate...And I'm not happy about it. (The original cellmate parody) Please #SendSmokes and #FreeMyTopBunk

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

#KimDavis is behind the The #MerryChristmasStarbucks protest....

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

All Houstonians should be protected under the law. Vote yes on Prop 1. #HERO #VoteYesOnProp1 https://t.co/6SRuZT6mVy

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

@MartinShkreli I bet this guy supports #KimDavis

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

Lol https://t.co/2LP4yNoTD3

[Formerly next to Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis]

So Todd keeps playing "Kentucky Woman" over and over and we laugh. #KimDavis doesn't get it. https://t.co/Wqwbb4KfdJ

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

#KimDavis will only do it for the money.

http://t.co/7XL5QUer3D

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

@nexttokimdavis @libertycounsel She knows when the world will end

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

@nexttokimdavis here http://t.co/VYiei1w2Bz

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

Haha haha Fuck you #KimDavis http://t.co/VYiei1w2Bz

[Formerly next to Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis]

Not saying that @libertycounsel tricked @Pontifex into meeting #KimDavis. I am saying that we found a LOT of fake mustaches in her office.

[Formerly next to Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis]

Has anyone noticed how many GODDAMN PERSONAL DAYS #KimDavis SEEMS TO HAVE?

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

@DamnedLiberal @Doritos @tedcruz @GovMikeHuckabee and the guys at @libertycounsel

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

Hey @Doritos we should send some rainbow love to #KimDavis @tedcruz and @GovMikeHuckabee

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

But #KimDavis isn't even Catholic. http://t.co/JTYKtVSjnr

[Formerly next to Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis]

Goddamn @libertycounsel also claimed they brought 100,000 beers to my BBQ. It was just a fucking 6-pack. https://t.co/IKcaJjYvjy

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

Good Idea, even though #KimDavis will be busy working on her book deal here. #FacePalm https://t.co/mzq6KbsGeb

[Just Bob again @Venting_Bob]

@CellmateofKim Looks like you're going to get #KimDavis as a cell mate again. Hide your socks. 👣

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

Lol greattttttt https://t.co/pvuhzPy5oA

[Formerly next to Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis]

#KimDavis, dude, just let Brian do it. @tedcruz and @GovMikeHuckabee are NOT coming back after that last shitshow. http://t.co/lkY74zqnnN

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

@yomamasobald @nexttokimdavis how's the WiFi in the woods?

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

#KimDavis once you done fucking your clerks over and you make your way back here. The floor is perfect for you.

[Formerly next to Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis]

GOOD. IF KIM GOES BACK TO JAIL, THEN SHE CANT HAVE ANY FUCKING PIZZA ON MONDAY. http://t.co/Nql0a1kf7v

[Kim Davis's cellmate @CellmateofKim]

Kill her https://t.co/HZTSG5JPmD

[Formerly next to Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis]

Still in the woods. #Kimdavis keeps screaming "I ain't going back" and making us marry "straight squirrels!" Only Todd has escaped.