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[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

Luhrmann didn’t keep Renaissance Verona and drop one modern thing into it. He moved the whole world at once. Verona Beach, the guns, the Hawaiian shirts, everything relocated together, and Shakespeare’s language carried across intact. Loncraine did the same with Richard III, a whole fascist 1930s England built to hold every scene. That’s why nobody complained. Nothing on screen fought anything else on screen. It all traveled together.

That’s transposition, and it’s the honest way to move a story. It’s already been done to the Odyssey. O Brother, Where Art Thou by Coen bros drops it into Depression Mississippi, renames everyone, credits Homer, and I love it. Not one complaint from me.

Nolan didn’t do that. He kept the Bronze Age. Kept Sparta, Ithaca, Troy, the Greek names, the Homer credit. Then changed one character inside a world he otherwise left standing. Luhrmann relocated the entire poem. Nolan kept the poem’s world and edited one of the most relevant person inside it. Those aren’t the same move.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

Agree. But the biggest mistake here was theirs. The studio, Hollywood, the whole machine. They bet on two things and both just came up wrong. First, that audiences are stupid. Second, that it’s still 2021. It isn’t.

The moment moved and they didn’t notice. That old reflex, where anyone who criticizes the casting gets branded a racist, has stopped working. People sat through a decade of it. They know the move on sight now, and they’re done flinching.

They wanted us woke. Well, we woke up. Just not to the part they were selling.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

Love how melanin suddenly isn't an issue anymore when a Black actress gets cast to play a Greek woman. So I guess it’s totally fine if Margot Robbie plays an Ethiopian princess in a fantasy movie set in Africa, right? Since it’s 'just melanin,' what’s the big deal? Or maybe she can play a Chinese princess from some local myth.

This is what everyone keeps getting wrong. Homer invented the monsters. He inherited the world. The giant, the whirlpool, the witch who turns men into pigs, all made up, all sitting on top of a place that wasn’t made up: Bronze Age Greece. Real land, real people. That’s how myth works. Impossible story, actual ground under it. You can dream up a sea monster. You can’t swap out the real people the story happens to, because the moment you do the ground goes fake too and the whole thing turns to costume.

It’s the same mistake every time. The Cyclops is invented. The Greeks weren’t.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

Ogni giorno che passa si legge una nuova dichiarazione delirante da parte di un membro del cast del film di Nolan. Dopo Lupita che accusa Omero di misoginia, questo. Vale la pena smontare le cose che dice, una per una.

1) Prima di tutto, le cifre che cita non sono esagerate, sono fisicamente impossibili. “500.000 tonnellate d’oro”. Tutto l’oro mai estratto dall’umanità, dall’Antico Egitto a oggi, dalla prima pepita del Neolitico all’ultima miniera del 2026, ammonta a circa 216.000 tonnellate (stima World Gold Council). Leguizamo sostiene che ai “Latinos” ne furono sottratte 500.000: più del doppio di tutto l’oro che la specie umana abbia mai cavato dalla terra in seimila anni. Non è un’iperbole retorica, è un’impossibilità aritmetica. L’oro effettivamente spedito dall’America spagnola tra il 1500 e il 1650 fu di circa 180 tonnellate; qualche centinaio in tre secoli. Sbaglia di un fattore di circa 2.800. Un attore che si arrabbia con la storia dovrebbe almeno consultarla.

2) Il vero flusso di metallo dalle Americhe fu argento: circa 16.000 tonnellate registrate da Earl Hamilton, forse fino a 150.000 di produzione totale su tre secoli secondo le stime più larghe. Anche prendendo la cifra massima dell’argento resta un terzo della sua fantasia d’oro. Ha confuso i due metalli e poi ha moltiplicato il minerale sbagliato per un numero inventato.

3) “Il nostro oro finanziò la seconda metà del Rinascimento”. Questa è gigantesca. Il David è del 1504, la Sistina del 1508-12, l’Ultima Cena del 1495-98. Potosí viene scoperta nel 1545; il grande afflusso di metallo verso la Spagna culmina intorno al 1590-1600. Quindi i capolavori del Rinascimento esistevano prima che una sola oncia di quell’argento arrivasse in Europa.

4) Il Rinascimento iniziò in Italia, non in Spagna, e fu finanziato dalle banche e dai commerci italiani, i Medici, la lana, l’allume, il Levante; non dai galeoni spagnoli. E quel poco che arrivò andò a Madrid, non a Firenze.

5) Se saccheggio significasse ricchezza, la Spagna dovrebbe essere la nazione più opulenta della Terra: è vero l’opposto. La catena causale di Leguizamo, “ci rubarono l’oro, loro si arricchirono, noi restammo poveri”, crolla sul destino stesso di chi quell’oro lo incassò.

6) “I Latinos” annientati sono un’invenzione della conquista, non la sua vittima. Nel 1500 l’America non era “latina”: c’erano Aztechi, Inca, Maya, centinaia di nazioni distinte e spesso in guerra tra loro. Cortés vinse con decine di migliaia di alleati indigeni contro i Mexica. La lingua, la religione, l’identità meticcia che Leguizamo rivendica è letteralmente il frutto della colonizzazione che denuncia. Sta piangendo la distruzione di un’identità che esiste solo grazie all’evento che maledice. Senza la Spagna, niente “Latin people”.

7) “Il peggior annientamento culturale della storia”, falso due volte. Il crollo demografico fu catastrofico ma causato in stragrande maggioranza dalle epidemie (vaiolo, morbillo) verso cui quelle popolazioni non avevano immunità: una tragedia epidemiologica, non un piano di sterminio. E “il peggiore della storia”? Ditelo alla Shoah, all’Holodomor, ai popoli spariti davvero, senza lasciare né lingua né nome. L’America Latina oggi conta circa 660 milioni di persone, cattoliche, ispanofone, con vive radici indigene. Le civiltà davvero annientate non hanno una star di Hollywood che se ne lamenta cinquecento anni dopo.

8) Anche gli Stati Uniti, il Canada, l’Australia furono colonie saccheggiate: prosperarono. E cosa separa il Cile dal Venezuela? Stesso colonizzatore, stessa lingua, stesso “oro rubato”: li divide ciò che hanno fatto DOPO l’indipendenza: protezionismo, sostituzione delle importazioni, populismo, diritti di proprietà fragili. La narrazione del saccheggio è comoda proprio perché scarica la responsabilità su un morto di cinque secoli fa e assolve l’unica variabile che potresti davvero cambiare, ovvero le istituzioni.

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

"The Odyssey" star John Leguizamo: "The cultural annihilation that happened to Latin people is the worst in the history of the world. The theft of all our wealth and gold. And our gold funded the second half of the Renaissance... 500,000 tons of gold that was taken from us."

"You wonder, like, here we are, Latin people, 500 years after the conquest, and where are we? Why aren't we further up in the food chain? And then you start to understand all the practices and oppression that goes into keeping people down. It makes you angry."

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

Not exactly. Myth has no author and no owner. Nobody drew up Zeus. He rose out of a real people on real land over centuries, and no company holds the paperwork. Marvel is the reverse on every count. Spider-Man has a birthday, 1962. He has two parents, Lee and Ditko. And he has a legal owner, Disney, sitting on the copyright right now. That’s not mythology. That’s intellectual property with a marketing calendar.

And here’s the tell. Marvel was built to be rebooted. Peter Parker gets recast every few years by design, because the whole point of the IP is that it flexes to sell to whoever’s buying this decade. Nobody’s betraying a real past, because there was never a real past. It’s invented, it’s owned, it’s made to be remade. Homer is none of those things.

When a studio reworks Spider-Man, it’s a company editing its own product. When it reworks Helen, it’s reaching into a civilization’s actual inheritance and filing off the parts it finds inconvenient. One’s a business decision. The other’s someone else’s history, and they didn’t ask.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

Fair point, and it strengthens mine instead of denting it. The scholarship holds up. “Homer” may be a tradition rather than a man, and people have doubted the ending since antiquity. Aristarchus flagged it two thousand years ago. That’s all true. It just doesn’t land where you think it does.

Now, If Homer is a whole people singing this into shape over centuries, the Odyssey stops being one dead poet’s property and becomes the collected memory of a civilization. You can’t desecrate a grave that might not exist. You can absolutely insult the living people whose inheritance this is. Collective authorship doesn’t shrink the disrespect. It scales it up.

And the Helen question, for example, was never tangled up with who held the pen. Authorship is about who composed the poem and where it ends. Where Helen stood is a separate matter, and on that the tradition never wavered. Sung or stitched, one poet or a hundred, she’s a Spartan queen in a real Aegean every single time. Whoever did the singing, they sang a Greek world.

So Nolan isn’t poking a man named Homer. He’s rewriting the Greeks’ founding story, and the West that made it a cornerstone. That’s the grave he’s stepping on.

[Kyle Wilson @KyleDWilson1]

The Odyssey has fictional creatures in it, so if Odysseus roared back home in a Chevy truck with an uzi pointed at the suitors that would be fine because the film has cyclops in it guys, it doesn't have to be accurate, Greeks aren't real or anything!

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

I think the real problem here is the double standard, and that's why this turned political. A lot of progressive American viewers felt personally hit the moment anyone criticized Lupita as Helen. Not because they've read Homer. Because the criticism threatens something bigger than a casting call. Recasting Helen is one small piece of a much larger project, and it runs way past the movies. Rewriting the past. Erasing it, actually, and only the Western half. Building a new cultural hegemony in its place. It started in the university seminar rooms after the Cold War ended, and by now it's walked straight into mainstream public life. The fast demographic shift a lot of Western countries are going through has only pushed it along.

So yeah, touch the casting and you're not arguing about a movie. You're poking the whole operation. That's why they can't let it go.

Run the mirror. Cast a white actress as Sita in a Ramayana film. Or Mulan. Or Draupadi, whose face launches a war the same way Helen's does. You already know the week that follows. Wall-to-wall columns on erasure, appropriation, "who gave them permission." And they'd have a point, because those characters belong to a world. I'd be nodding along with the outrage. The catch is it only ever fires one direction.

That's the real tell. Not only accuracy. Try raiding somebody else's founding myth as a white director and you'd have Spike Lee and every culture desk in the country lined up to explain how white men ruin everything.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

You continue to use these terms incorrectly, despite the fact that I and others have explained to you what a myth actually means.

Let's try in this way:
Black Panther/Iron Man --> Fiction
Odyssey/Iliad --> Mith

Is that clear now?

AGAIN, there’s a real difference between a myth and an ordinary piece of fiction. Not the fantasy part. The ground under it. Invented fiction builds its own world from scratch. Wakanda, Westeros, take your pick. No real place, no real people, so cast anyone you like. Myth runs the other way. It sets a made-up story down on a REAL place, with a REAL people living on it. Bronze Age Sparta was real. The Achaeans were real. We’ve dug up their cities and read their DNA. Helen stands on actual ground, and that ground had a face.

So push your own logic forward and tell me you’d hold to it. White actress as Mulan. Or as Draupadi in the Mahabharata. Or an Ethiopian queen out of Aksumite legend. You’d catch it in a heartbeat. They call it whitewashing.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

“Calcified.” That’s your word, and it just sank your own point. Calcified means hardened. Fixed into one shape. You don’t melt a bone back down and pour it into a new mold.

Now the thing you keep skating past. There’s a real difference between a myth and an ordinary piece of fiction. Not the fantasy part. The ground under it. Invented fiction builds its own world from scratch. Middle-earth, Westeros, take your pick. No real place, no real people, so cast anyone you like. Daenerys can look like anything, because Westeros isn’t on a map. Myth runs the other way. It sets a made-up story down on a REAL place, with a REAL people living on it. Bronze Age Sparta was real. The Achaeans were real. We’ve dug up their cities and read their DNA. Helen stands on actual ground, and that ground had a face.

So push your own logic forward and tell me you’d hold to it. White actress as Mulan. Or as Draupadi in the Mahabharata. Or an Ethiopian queen out of Aksumite legend. You’d catch it in a heartbeat. They call it whitewashing.

So you’ve got one honest choice. The rule covers every myth, Greek included, or it covers none and you stay quiet the next time a white actor grabs a role that was never his. You don’t want either. You want it switched off for one civilization only. Mine.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

I’m Italian and no Italian ever was offended. Want to know why? Because Caan looks like he belongs at that dinner table. Sit him down with the Corleones and your eye doesn’t blink. The camera can’t see “Jewish.” It sees a guy who fits that family. His heritage was invisible. His face fit the world.

He got the part because he fit the world on sight, and nobody cared about his last name because you can’t see a last name. A blond Swede as Sonny breaks it. Lupita as Helen breaks it. Because the face stopped matching the world it’s standing in.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

È tutto pensato e studiato a tavolino. Funziona così a Hollywood da diversi anni. Il doppio standard, le quote “razziali” nel regolamento Academy, la denuncia di appropriazione culturale (sempre e solo in un verso, fai caso), la proprietà morale del linguaggio (vedi scontro Lee/Tarantino); etc. etc.

Semplicemente, questa volta hanno toccato un testo sacro, forse il più sacro dopo la Bibbia, e gli spettatori, che non sono stupidi come loro pensano, hanno alzato la mano.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

“Little room for women”. In the Odyssey. One of us skipped the reading.

Athena runs the whole plot. A goddess protects Odysseus, mentors his son, and engineers the homecoming from start to finish. The poem opens with a man held captive by Calypso and never really lets up. Circe on her island. Nausicaa on the beach. Arete, the queen Odysseus has to win over because her word carries more weight than the king’s. His dead mother waiting for him in the underworld. The old nurse who knows him by the scar on his leg.

Then there’s Penelope. The back half of the poem is hers. She holds a kingdom together for twenty years by out-thinking every suitor in the hall, weaving and unweaving that shroud to stall them, and she’s the one who sets the final test. Her cunning, her metis, matches his. That’s the whole point of the marriage.

Homer took a woman’s mind seriously nearly three thousand years before anyone had a hashtag for it. Emily Wilson built her entire translation around exactly that, and she was the first woman to render the poem into English.

So the “correction” is the erasure. Flatten Penelope’s metis into generic rage at the men who rule over her and you’ve deleted the sharpest woman in the ancient canon, then called it representation.

[Steph Anie @mynerdyhome]

Has the ability to ask Homer a single question- proceeds to lecture...😒

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

@MartinLipman6 @TitoJinadu Sorry, X is hitting a bit too hard today

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

1) Again, the egg is Spartan anyway. Same Leda, same swan, gives Sparta the Dioscuri, the most Spartan demigods there are. That bloodline runs deeper into Sparta, not out of it.

2) For the record, yes, I don’t even like Damon as Odysseus. I’m not sold on this cast at all. But there’s a scale here, and pretending every choice sits at the same spot on it is how you skip past the actual argument. Damon’s an American playing a Greek king. Small gap. Wrong passport, right everything you can actually see. Nyong’o as Helen is a different order of distance. This isn’t racism, and here’s how you can tell. Flip it. Put Margot Robbie in as the princess of some African myth and you’d spot it in half a second. Nationality is invisible on screen, skin isn’t.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

Here we go, that’s the double standard, word for word. Every other culture’s mythology gets handled like sacred living heritage. Gloves on, tread lightly. Greek myth gets treated as help-yourself.

You’ve also got the facts backwards. Greek myth IS oral wisdom passed down. That’s what Homer is. The Odyssey got sung for generations before anyone wrote a line of it, bards building it live the whole way. Parry and Lord documented how. There’s no special shelf where Greek stories are “fake” and everyone else’s are real. It’s all the same kind of thing. A wild tale wrapped around a real place.

And one thing does set Greece apart, the opposite of what you’re claiming. We can check the real place. We’ve dug up the cities. We’ve read the DNA. Norse myth sits in a real Scandinavia. The Mahabharata in a real India. Recast Arjuna as a blond Norwegian and see how fast someone calls it erasure. That instinct is universal. Greek myth is just the one place everybody agreed to shut it off. Typical woke double standard, with an anti-Western twist.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

1) It still has a setting, and this one’s a real place with real people in it. Sherlock’s fiction too. That doesn’t make him Ethiopian. You keep arguing the label. I’m arguing the world underneath it.

2) Details changed inside the tradition. Greek bards moved scenes around and added heroes. Not one of them shipped Helen out of Sparta or turned the Achaeans into some other people. Show me the ancient version where she isn’t Greek. There isn’t one. And “human, not Greek-only” is the whole sleight of hand. The Odyssey has been the most human story on earth for 2,800 years because it’s Greek to the bone, not in spite of it. Hamlet’s Danish. Nobody de-Danishes him so he can speak to the rest of us. The particular is the road to the universal, not the toll booth on it. “Make it human” here just means “make it less what it is.” Ask yourself who taught you those were the same thing.

3) No. The difference is what the source is. Spider-Man is invented IP. A company owns him, and he was built to be reinvented. No real population standing behind him. Helen’s a Spartan queen, and Sparta was a real place we’ve actually sequenced. One’s a franchise. The other’s a civilization’s inheritance. And comics have this same fight every week anyway. Try whitewashing a black character and watch your own side grab the torches.

4) Criticizing a movie isn’t a wound. And “the original still exists” has never once ended an argument. The anime existed the whole year everyone spent roasting Ghost in the Shell. Run that line past any whitewashed film and see how far it gets.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

Wrong again. Helen is not half swan. Zeus is the swan. He wore it to get to Leda, the queen of Sparta, in Sparta. Helen is his daughter, born in that palace. Which makes her origin the most ordinary thing a Greek hero can have. A god in the family. Every big name in the canon has one, and not one of them comes out ethnically unmoored.

The swan story is Spartan start to finish. That same Leda gives Sparta the Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux, the most Spartan demigods there are, the twins Sparta actually worshipped. That bloodline isn’t a ticket out of Sparta. It’s the deepest root into it. Divine father, Spartan everything else. The egg changed her dad, not her hometown.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

“Racist” is the card you reach for when the other cards are gone. And you don’t know me. You know I disagreed with a casting call. That’s the whole file you’ve got.

So run it the other way. Cast Margot Robbie as an Ethiopian queen and watch what happens. You already know. Wall-to-wall outrage, cultural appropriation, whitewashing, a solid week of think-pieces about erasure. Nobody calls that “garbage criticism.” So the rule already exists. Everyone agrees where a character comes from can shape who gets to play them. The only question is whose characters get the courtesy. I give it to all of them. Racism does the reverse. It guards one group’s stories and throws everyone else’s wide open. Read your own comment back and tell me which of us just did that.

And there’s the tell. Helen’s fair game because she’s Western, and the West gets treated as common property, there for anyone to reshape and “reimagine” on a whim. Try that on another culture’s founding heroes and suddenly the room cares very much about roots, respect, lived experience, sacred ground. The universalism only runs one way. Ours.

[Celluloid Heritage @CelluloidHerit]

No, the “exotic” I used meant geography. The Greeks parked the Ethiopians at the edge of the map, a foreign people in a foreign land, and marked them that way on every line. You’ve swapped geography for parentage.

And by the way she’s not “half swan.” Zeus is the swan. He wore it to get to Leda, the queen of Sparta, in Sparta. Helen is his daughter, born in that palace. Which makes her origin the most ordinary thing a Greek hero can have. A god in the family. Every big name in the canon has one, and not one of them comes out ethnically unmoored.

The swan story is Spartan start to finish. That bloodline isn’t a ticket out of Sparta. It’s the deepest root into it. So yeah, by my logic: Divine father, Spartan everything else. The swan changed her dad, not her hometown.