Chris Lyons

Jersey born and raised. I have flat lined twice and come back to life.

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@BrianWilkes59wx @FOX59 No one fucking cares.
PUT IN THE WORLD CUP U DUMB FUCK

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@WTHRcom Unacceptable
This was a Ricky dink comedy of errors.

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@WheelofFortune I have a major pet peeve with you. As the show plays, YOU NEED TO SHOW THE PUZZLE IN THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN so we can attempt to solve as the show plays.

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@m_k_porter @acdmma_ 11 years later???? Lolololol what a stupid fvckin asshole she is

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@ninadrama 1 trillion

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@ninadrama 🔥

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@BrendanSchaub How's Socials?

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@arielhelwani End him

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@BrendanSchaub Never wear that hat again bapa.
Y'Pharrell Williams B?

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@BrendanSchaub Shit on stage

[LLCOOLJ @llcoolj]

Today is 4/3/21 - it’s only right that we celebrate the talent and genius of my brother @DMX on the 4,3,2,1 song. We Love you X get well fast. 🙏🏾✊🏾

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@darrentill2 @darrentill2 you are the King of the Homeless Cats and PF Chang's new muthafuckin CEO

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@kanyewest This shit looks like a 3rd grader sketched it

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@kanyewest STFU you petulant child

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@IJasonAlexander PREACH

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

I forgot to upload my First round draft breakdown of “Team Girlfriend.”

Spoiler Alert: They struggled. 😂😂😂

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

Porsche vs Tesla⁦ @BrendanSchaub⁩ ⁦@bryancallen⁩ https://t.co/MDvP4QSW3w

[Chris Lyons @CeloLyons]

@TheSharkDaymond @TheSharkDaymond They are horrible. My wife loves them. They are a “jam band” meaning they play off key and for extremely long periods of time. The fans are great though if u wanna get really high.

[Complex @Complex]

Biggie would have turned 47 today. 🎈👑

Happy birthday to one of the greatest of all time & rest in power.