Sonny

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[27. @dimvji]

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Squib🍉 - 🐩 @KatamariSquib]

@c4nnsaw Pink Panther is the name of the diamond, you’re thinking of Pink Panther’s Monster

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[ِ @anjoazl]

Dostoevsky was right, my worst sin is, in fact, destroying and betraying myself for nothing

[. @playboicurrryy]

why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

i love that sweet spot of like 8 beers where you get The Photographers Eye

[kostka 🇦🇹 @thfckostka]

@SpursOfficial I will always remember you for running around with one hamstring and PEH still giving you the ball

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[𓆏 @ibeenyoung_]

Can't stop thinking about the fact that there's a Pakistani Panjabi movie from 1986 where Hitler survives WW2, runs off to Panjab, settles down with a local wife and raises a son named Hitlar who grows up to be a gangster in rural Panjab.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Why do we not talk about Kane like we do with Neymar and Suarez?

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"who are you cheering for"
me anytime a colonized nation score against a colonizer country

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Billie @Billie_T]

None of us will ever hate anything as much as ange hates a team playing for a draw

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[sR @Rexhepos]

Why is the weather not yellow in Mexico like in the Breaking Bad #WorldCup

[Connoisseur @pusy123lol]

Children who used to spin until they were dizzy are now Alcoholics

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

Composed, resilient, and stepping up when it mattered most.

This is an Antonin Kinsky appreciation post. 🇨🇿🤍

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said