Caitlin Maloney

sporadic twitterer. #LGM

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@shopDisney received an email says last day for Christmas shipping. What about my 11/20 and 12/7 order that hasn’t shipped? No help via chat, phone, instagram. I have DMd my order numbers.

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@hannahjoyjohn @erastourticks Wildly disheartening.

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@hannahjoyjohn @erastourticks Don’t worry all the bots will scoop them up first and then tweet how they scored them! Such a scam.

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@erastourticks It’s all BS i was in the map when all the tickets dropped an hour ago. All the people tweeting that they got tickets and where they’re located are all on StubHub- down to the same sec&row. It’s all a show …

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@jujuwoat @erastourticks How? I’ve been in the map and NOTHING

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@JacquelineConk @erastourticks @Ticketmaster Amen, sister. I’ve wasted far too many hours of my life on this. Hoping for the best for either of us- GOOD LUCK! 🫶🏻

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@JacquelineConk @erastourticks @Ticketmaster Well well of all the gin joints!! 😩

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@winnnnnnnny @lilbitcheezy @erastourticks @Ticketmaster I’m wondering the same

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

Me: hey fam where my bike
Peloton: 2 secs!
P: JK got super late can’t make it
Me: okay so I see you tmw?
P: oh nah man we’ll get you in 27 days
Me: wait what?
P: g2g byeeeeeeeeee #blessed

@onepeloton
@keylargofoley
@bbb_us

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@COTA how will you redeem yourself. You are absolute bullshit. @LewisHamilton #lotQ

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@LewisHamilton tagging you bc I know you actually care. Traveled 1500 miles w my 5&7 year old. Parked in lot q (full 3m from circuit) for them to just stop shuttles is bs. PS sick race …

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@COTA i’m not finished… Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

#COTA you are the most giant piece of shit. I’ve been waiting for a q lot bus for 3 hours now. #FUCKYOU

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

@torpey Came here to see if I was the only one. Driving me nuts. Sounds like Spanish broadcasting behind

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

I hope Alyssa has lexapro in that water bottle

[Kathy Burke @KathyBurke6]

@SteveMartinToGo Your doppelgänger @mick1016

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

Whenever I sang a John Prine song Id introduce it the same way.When you talk w regular ppl,they talk about how Dylan is so great.When you talk to music folk, you earn real cred by talking about how John Prine is so great.John Prine was SO great, and that much more. A true loss.

[Kathy Burke @KathyBurke6]

Being quarantined on St Patrick’s Day allows us all to share the love @Celticait

[Caitlin Maloney @Celticait]

Not everything is right v. Left. This is celebs/rich dbags v. Regular people. Get your polarization right, sheesh!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

How the fuck can teasing huge corporations, and the richest, most privileged people in the world be considered right wing? 😂 #GoldenGlobes