Celyra

I’m here to bully Elon Musk about his botched penis surgery, and right-wingers in general.

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@LeftyWinter SCOTUS has zero legitimacy these days. Are they even necessary to keep around anyway?

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@WrenchOfChaos @TransgenderGirl Like it or not, even if you retain complete and total control over the killing machine, you’re not perfect. No system we humans have ever created is perfect. So you have to ask yourself if even just the chance of killing the wrong person exists, is it worth it?

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@WrenchOfChaos @TransgenderGirl It is applicable because we have the data. Since 1973, over 200 people have been exonerated on death row. Estimates for innocents wrongly executed hover around 4%. It’s just something you have to accept as a possibility to keep your death machine going. Is it worth it?

[Kellyanne Kanye @p22mcp22face]

@davidsirota Michael Brooks said it best:

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@KyleKulinski Make it two and set them on fire.

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@WrenchOfChaos @TransgenderGirl Lemme ask you this. If you had to choose between killing pedophiles and just locking them up for life, but choosing the kill them means killing a few innocent people every years, like some kind of cult sacrifice or something, would you still do it?

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@World_Affairs11 Only blood cancer? Damn. Hopefully it’s in his bones.

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@TransgenderGirl Normally, I’d say violence is only justified in defense of oneself or others from imminent harm, only to the external necessary to neutralize the threat. But I’m comfortable with being a hypocrite in defense of democracy.

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@TransgenderGirl Tbh, considering how unbelievably fucked this country is, I’m making a special exception to my usual principled opposition to the death penalty. A lot of these motherfuckers need to die, painfully and publicly.

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@Degen_CPA Evil, evil-adjacent, and evil-complacent. Sounds like they’ve got a good head on their shoulders. I wouldn’t want to date anyone like that either.

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@stacycay @wetsprocket @nekophagist_ I don’t care if she took $2 for a McChicken from anyone even vaguely associated with the Israeli lobby. I’ll still tell her exactly where she can shove the chicken sandwich. 😤

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@Raeteora Shockingly low numbers of bunny girls. That’s wild.

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

Like, don’t get it twisted. Your girl’s a freak. She’s down for some wacky shit. She’s just tired and thinks orgasms are kinda okay, but really wants to start watching One Piece all over again from the beginning for maybe the 3rd or 4th time.

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

What’s it called when you want to have sex, but also it sounds exhausting, but you’re attracted to women, and maybe like 5 men on the planet, but a nap sounds amazing, and a burrito, and maybe another nap, but you could never have sex again and that’d be fine? What’s that about?

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@LeftyWinter Voting based on harm reduction sounds great in theory, but…

*gestures broadly at the U.S.*

I have my doubts.

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@ClaireMax Hell yea 😎

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@BriannaWu Very cool of you to help make taking money from the Israeli lobby politically repulsive. Keep showing off how psychotic and bloodthirsty zionists are and Americans might actually get to have a country again.

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@KyleKulinski Sounds like they’ve learned a lot from the Israeli government.

[Celyra @CelyraFrost]

@DomainDead Whenever I’m feeling down about myself, it helps to remember, for all my faults at least I’m not Brianna Wu.