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Starlight (Insert buzzword du jour)

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Wow!

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@_sorrengailll A new iPhone every year is not even real technology advance. Curing diseases and saving the environment are areas where technological advances would actually be great, but that's not where profit is, right?

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Most of my problems are champagne problems, but boy do I make them count

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The perks of #momlife: sitting in the dark with my husband and 2-year-old son watching the lightning storm outside like it's a TV show

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

And Gondor has answered.

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Driving toward the snow and counting falcons on the way <3

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@secretsqrl123 Hey, is this still on? I want to give my $5

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Celebrating 10 years of dubious adventures with another dubious adventure. I hope our track record improves in the next 10 years.

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Money can't buy you guava if it's not in the supermarket, but money can buy you trips to places that have guava and that's even better

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Той: Наплака ли се?
Аз: Айсберг виждал ли си?
Той: Не.
Аз: И аз!

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Watering the plants in order from most dramatically drooping leaves to least

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If a set of 30 gel pens is what keeps me sane in this day and age, a set of 30 gel pens it is then #momlife

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#momlife is finding your baby's bite marks on the yoga block and liking it that way

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АЗ: *слагам още багаж*, ТОЙ: о не, всичко ли вземаме? АЗ: всичко и люто, ТОЙ: ...

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За бояд��сване на една копринена пижама са необходими около 3 опаковки риванол. Последвайте ме за още непрактични съвети.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Note to Trump and EU leaders: This is how you negotiate with Russia.

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"Люлката на мама" - защото в една дъждовна нощ преди 10 години тази люлка беше свободна, но това го знаем само аз и ти

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Me, explaining to my son why his tantrum won't work: "Look at me. Do I look like someone who's done with puberty?" #momlife