Kevin From Bristol

Actor, writer, performer, husband, father, Minifan. Satirist. i am the salt of the Earth, and the chicken of the sea

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@EricaCait I hate when people tell the public, “get out there and VOTE!”
Uneducated, ignorant people go & vote based on rhetoric or skin color & you end up with people like this.
It wasn’t that Spencer Pratt made poor investments.
HIS HOUSE BURNED DOWN!
and they won’t let anyone rebuild.

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@JustineBateman @spencerpratt Tell me honestly Justine, why are 95% of celebrities against Spencer Pratt?
Why are do they continue voting for the continuation of failed leadership?

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@TimRidgolds @KiraR And a combined 14 feet.

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@BrendanSum95867 @BeyondAvgMick @milesapartshow I see

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@KMSColeman

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

I’m genuinely happy to see @M0ntante has gotten himself in better shape! 💪

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

https://t.co/RV6FMacLrn

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

I can see why this is your favorite place. @Biodude2020

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Woman Falls into Manhole in New York City

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@Biodude2020 @quidditchguy @rexthundercock @LadyDemosthenes If the play included White sand beaches with topless godesses with oiled up natural heavies,
I’d say it was still great!

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@Biodude2020 @quidditchguy @rexthundercock @LadyDemosthenes Economy aside, Greece is awesome.

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@Biodude2020 @rexthundercock @LadyDemosthenes New York City? I’ve lived in both places. One is a shithole and Rhode Island is a charming seaside oasis.
By your rationale, you would rather live in the Sahara desert than live on the Isle of Santorini in Greece.
What a foolish mindset.

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@TiffanyFong Look at those dark, over-worked nipples. How many kids has this guy had?

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

No one will report it.
No one will riot.
No one will burn businesses.
No one will care.
it’s just a white.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

In his final moments, Henry Nowak told police officers nine times “I can’t breathe” and four times that he had been stabbed.

In response police officer dragged him across the gravel, handcuffed and read him his rights.

It was the last thing Henry heard before he died.

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@breauxtown I have a feeling Jackson will be Jack Anoff to this song.

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@Menners__ Jokes on you Menners, this is a picture of your arrival to Lilliputia

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@SQURTRENOLDS

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@lisgorman 84 was ridiculous.

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@BrendanSum95867 Now thats a rabbit hole I could get stuck down.

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

The Karate Kid
Footloose
Terminator
Red Dawn
16 Candles
Ghostbusters
Gremlins
Never Ending Story
Indiana Jones & Temple of Doom
Beverly Hills Cop
Nightmare on Elm Street
The Last Starfighter

Jesus Christ, was 1984 the best year ever for movies?

#1984

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

@KiraR