So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.
I can't bring myself to represent war with a cool knight. It's horror. War is a bound child crowned with shrapnel, tied to a wounded horse that is being pulled forward by unseen people
@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.
Just discovered my 19 year old daughter has an OnlyFans account
I was devastated
She clearly must not be registered as a sole proprietor with the the German Trade Office
I sat her down and asked how much she'd made
She said €4,200
I nearly collapsed
That's at least €1,890 in unreported VAT obligations
She started crying but I did the only thing a good father could do
We spent the entire weekend filling out forms together
She's now fully compliant with a business registration and tax ID
Makes €340/month after taxes and social contributions
I've never been more proud of her
Only 19 and already an online entrepreneur
She has a bright future ahead of her