Centers for Damage Control

The official regulators of sheer stupidity across the world. An organization dedicated to wiping out idiocy off the face of the planet Purpose - Maintain Brain

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Trump being himself will tank anybody.

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@SouthPark Predicted it.

South Park S02E05
Republican National Convention 2024

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@NetHistorian Saw this when it came out. Glad this came full circle. Forgot to post. Lol

https://t.co/6NMzAamjat

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@NetHistorian @NetHistorian can your next in the field / in the quarantine be about culture
And traditions you can talk about strange customs that other nations have or even ancient practices let me know so I can DM you just a suggestion

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They may have gotten rid of George Santos however Anthony Devolder is still alive and well.

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@NoahJAguirre Same

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It is but it's easier to pretend

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@billmaher
@ClubRandom_
This is a nice thing to find on pride month, if you type in the keywords Bill Maher on google, this is the first question you will find...

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@MrMokelly Scottish is British, but the English claim that Identity

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Looks like I was right

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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is set to launch his presidential bid with Elon musk on Twitter, and if it's like anything else Elon Musk has launched, his campaign is bound to crash and explode soon after takeoff.

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@LoyalSwftBoater True she has the good endearing qualities and is very sharp. She would not only have the qualifications to lead but she would easily defend herself. She could very quickly Garner public support and would have a strong female base.... But she's too smart

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I told you Twitter was white

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According to the New York times, the Biden Administrations recent executive order cancelling tens of thousands of student debt, has divided Democrats from within, mainly on the premise that it didn't cancel enough people.

#studentloanforgiveness

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The Washington Post reports that Ukraine has cut off its largest nuclear plant off their own energy grid, out of fears that the site may be subject to targeted strikes under Russian Occupation. Yet once grid shutdown was once mentioned Ted Cruz still found a way to flee to Cancun

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@NetHistorian Speaking of Incognito mode, what's the ddeeeeaaaallllll... with these title changes.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Conservatives think abortion rights should be left up to the states. Let’s take that argument a few steps further…

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My children think of me as their best friend, the one they dropped like a stone in high school.

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I'm more mad they made this "News for Me"