Centre Swing

One hell of a Mood swing.

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*heavy sigh* I missed ya...

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AT WHAT LEVEL OF INTOXICATION DOES STEALING A BALL PYTHON SOUND LIKE A GOOD PLAN

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Don't walk barefoot outside of Young today because of broken glass!! Or anywhere on campus ever - this is a college not Woodstock.

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Well if you keep reading those words on the sidewalk from left to right they're NEVER gonna make sense #Hebrewhumor

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Susie "Lorax" Roush speaks for your trees!

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YOU get a PS and YOU get a PS and YOU... get four because something went terribly wrong with the system

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The weather isn't the only tragedy tonight. 4 men have to go home after losing an Oscar to Matthew McConaughey. Perspective, folks.

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"@TurfMonstah: @CentreSwing Near concussion #1 right here." How many more must fall, @CentreC?

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The campus center steps are fun if you want to experience a slip 'n slide immediately followed by extreme pain

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SUN?!?

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Grass? What is grass? What is lawn? There is only snow.

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We might have to sell that new fishbowl television to pay for this vandalism! Now you're sorry!

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Is the new website going to be called The Flame? Please, like there isn't already enough nudity on the Internet.

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I cry and my tears are icicles

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You all need to know that Jennifer Lawrence's Oscar is at her mom's house. We're in the same state as Jennifer Lawrence's Oscar. 😲

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A rogue Centre arsonist gets even scarier when you're a piece of wood tied to a tree.

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@cindystwin student!

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Nothing, just hangin out.