Kevlar

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

I love orange juice and obeying most traffic laws

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

@slothy_420 Having the best burgerday in years

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

I’m the first guy ever to turn 30 on International Women’s Day

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Twitter user Kevlar STUNS inside his 2018 Honda Civic Sport

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

@Executivejeff1 Hey thanks, UwU! 🙏

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

@bugsquelcher Big thanks squelch 🫡 Off to a stellar start so far, and I’ll make sure the rest is great in your honor!

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

@Alcoholist69 Thank you :)

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

@sandwichlover7 Thank you!!

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

@intrnlbleedin Can I have some of your tots

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

Tina come get some food

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i’m getting big as hell in 2026 i’m getting fat as fuck this year, trust me brother

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

@MeekyBlinders 24 hours of goated meeka content

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@bugsquelcher We’re asking for one billion dollars at 0.1% ownership, we know what we’ve got

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

Grown ass man holding in a fart

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No one is in Milwaukee, WI except me and that’s okay I will tell them all of your feats of strength and character

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

Diet chips and even dieter salsa

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Taking a beer into the shower to brainstorm tweet curation

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Snoughed so hard while driving that I ended up on rainbow road

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

Prilosec OTC would be a good name for a conscious rapper

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Calling a restaurant and ordering one burger for pickup two weeks from now