CEOofSoreCheeks

[Desi king @DesiKing_]

The most performative religion.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Looks like a 2000s straight to DVD comedy.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Referees for tonight’s Spurs-OKC Game 7:

Marc Davis
John Goble
Josh Tiven
Mitchell Ervin (alternate)

[Beau “BK” Boone @beaubkboone]

Lab putter, untucked shirt, joggers. Serious talk, how do we stop the sport from being ruined #fag #obliterate

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

In case you need directions to the nearest ECF game, Detroit fans. #LetEmKnow

[Alister “Bump N’ Run” MacKenzie @AlisterAugusta]

I’m begging you… not him. Anyone else.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Me watching my old company fall apart 6 months after I left.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Watching my boys struggle on 18 birdies

[Arcade Assassin @arcade_assassin]

Some Fortnite skins give me boners

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

I would like one person to explain to me how this isn’t actually gayer than homosexual intercourse

[Herby Hanson 2.0 @13HerbH]

Sucking a dick would be less gay than this

[maxxed @Tangcapz]

@ESPNNFL @CJ7STROUD My boy getting stronger to throw faster interceptions

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Boston Celtics laid these over every seat at TD Garden for tonight’s game

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Marcus Freedman prepping for his Zoom with Kay Adams:

[EastCoastClyde @EastCoastClyde]

Bryson Dechambeau when I place US currency on him

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

[CEOofSoreCheeks @CEOofSoreCheeks]

We saying, “thank you for working” to the TSA agents now?

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

Sat down on a warm toilet seat at the office.