MAC SMOOV

Just fucking around until I figure it out and perfect it.

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

Chasing only freedom, health, and a clear conscience.

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

she says she loves him but she treats him like a pet

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

give a bih some dih and something to live for

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

it says in the bible to support single women and babymamas …i’m doin the Lord’s work 😮‍💨🙏

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

she mixed but all she speaks is Lexapro

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

you in her dm’s while i’m activating her reticular activation system (reptilian brain) …
we are NOT the same

[Sterling West @SterlingWest]

I accidentally had sexual relations with a sweet girl and I think I have to wife her up now so I don’t take the light from her eyes

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

@HeyYoGB @DailyLoud because people like you talk about her

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Lil Wayne drops a new verse on Cordae's single Saturday Mornings

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

bitches be like “simplicity is key✨” then have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

Gotta get it for me and for my homies who died too young

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

Yal Cash Your Check At Kroger And Call It Motion

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

She’s Tall, Long Hair Brunette Who Looks Good In Bangs.

[Grant Lannin @retirementkeys]

Life as a man gets infinitely better the more you age IF at some point on your journey you’ve abandoned the adolescent expectations of a responsibility-free life

If at some point you’ve accepted responsibility - as you get older - you begin to get a little taste of the compound interest of everything you’ve done previously. Things start aligning and momentum is pushing you higher & higher.

Contrast this to those you know who have basically been playing a game of perpetual responsibility-dodging since they left HS.

There is a massive divergence within peer groups of men around the age of 25.

The split is those who are perpetually running AWAY vs those who are perpetually running TOWARDS.

The backpeddlars will congregate on one side of the spectrum & the sprinters on the other.

“Choose the heaviest & most meaningful load you aspire to bear. Then bear it”

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

fuck around and bet on some horse races

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

If you ain’t gotta shit half way thru your set, you’re not training legs hard enough

[Grant Lannin @retirementkeys]

Oh you wanna work on the beach? Have you ever worked on the fuckin beach?

You can’t see shit it’s windy as fuck and you get too hot so you have to go back inside after like 20 minutes

And there’s no wifi cuz its on a fuckin beach

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

1997: Apple loses $1 Billion

2023: Apple makes $1 Billion every 3 days

Today: $AAPL launches a new savings account paying 4.15% (10x the national average) with NO fees or minimums

The era of Banks paying 0.01% is over

Here is why Apple will become one of the biggest "Banks":

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

Happy Easter to all the beautiful women wearing a sun dress

[MAC SMOOV @CepedaMichael]

Women with good posture are sexy as fuck