Carmen Assaf

Cerberus ID: 592158A, Nemesis Initiative [INSUFFICIENT CLEARANCE: Further intel inaccessible]

[Carmen Assaf @CerberusNemesis]

@CerberusShadow Leta, if I wasn't already in a committed relationship............

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*sends nude selfies to @CerberusSiluet*

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@CerberusShadow -rolls eyes- Come on, you think I don't know that by now?

[Carmen Assaf @CerberusNemesis]

@CerberusShadow @CerberusShield ....................................................................Nothing. Maybe. Ahem.

[Carmen Assaf @CerberusNemesis]

@CerberusShadow @CerberusShield Well, I haven't been offed yet, so it's at least not hurting me at all.

[Carmen Assaf @CerberusNemesis]

@CerberusShield You wear as little clothing as possible as much as you can.

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@CerberusNyx *drink it*

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@CerberusNyx *...non-alcoholic booze*

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@CerberusNyx *offers booze*

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Why aren't there any parties around here. There should be parties. Or team building exercises. Let's build a tower of straws, guys.

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@CerberusShield @CerberusShadow -n00b-

[Carmen Assaf @CerberusNemesis]

@CerberusShield Hell yeah, I'm one of the guildmasters.

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Mmm, finally I get a break. I'm going to celebrate with booze and steak.

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@CerberusShadow Ohhhhh~? -snatches a chair, plops down- Tell me.

[Carmen Assaf @CerberusNemesis]

@CerberusShadow -throws hands up- I dunno, why is the sky blue, why do pigs fly, why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?

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@CerberusShadow I've got nothing planned! I just suggested buying strippers.

[Carmen Assaf @CerberusNemesis]

@CerberusShadow I never said what we would -do- with the strippers!

[Carmen Assaf @CerberusNemesis]

@CerberusShadow Everyone has a need for strippers, but I suppose that formal wear will have to do.

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@CerberusShadow Shoes. Fish. Strippers. ...Phrenologists.

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@CerberusShadow I don't know. Shopping? Food? Yoga? Phrenology?