Jayce Talis

“May Piltover shine bright in progress by the will of my hammer.” - Defender of Tomorrow

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

Interesting technology that I wouldn’t mind delving into more often. I have created this thing called a strawpage. Heard I could connect to the people more and gather more information out in the world of magic. Reach me here: https://t.co/fo4yfw9n8r

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

I’ll admit I screamed for about 39 seconds but now I’m pissed off because WHY ARE YO-

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐬𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦]

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

[𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲 ??? 𝐈’𝐦 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬]

Note to self,

Please fix the damn vents when you’re properly rested and find that 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 experiment that you lost up there as well.

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

Let me try to be cool, calm, and collected … which I’m neither of those things at the moment :)

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

Defender of Tomorrow this and Defender of Tomorrow that … somebody defend me for once because WHAT is in my vents

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

I’ve unfortunately pulled an-nighter and now in the belief that I’m hearing horrors beyond my imagination coming from the vents.

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

@NaphOfZaun … the mental imagery is comedically horrifying.

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

I believe I may be more sleep deprived than I thought, because who and what got into an argument ???

[Naph @NaphOfZaun]

today while i was eating oatmeal, pa and the toaster got into an argument. i’m not sure who won :/

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

@official_vcapek You get riled up very easily I’ve noticed.

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

A threat. A promise. A thought. Whatever you want it to be.

[viktor @official_vcapek]

@Certified_Jayce IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A THREAT?

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

@official_vcapek Throttle?!? I’m going to do more than just throttle you, trust and believe that.

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

@official_vcapek How’s the performance of your fans or is that another upgrade to add to the list?

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

@blobbypins @arcanehater69 I feel quite disturbed and in general not my best look.

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

@official_vcapek When I see you, you’re getting lit up.

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

@LloydMGarmadon9 I forgot I can’t disclose certain information on this device, but you’re on the right track.

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

Checked my inbox this morning and promptly exited off the site. I fear that any answer I provide will result in an unfavorable outcome.

[₊˚⊹ misty 🍉 @mikxyu_]

yall r cooking in strawpage

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

@LloydMGarmadon9 According to Ama, she’s my assistant that wields a miniature hammer. Truthfully, [𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞] and she’s been staying with me ever since.

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

@LloydMGarmadon9 I still get those messages from time to time; however, Ama recently sent me a question. For the life of me, I can’t figure out how to navigate this conversation.

[Jayce Talis @Certified_Jayce]

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[Jayce Talis @ajaycetalis]

@official_vcapek @Certified_Jayce Do not tell him I told you this. He’ll be so mad at me.