Jimo-Tee 🇪🇬

-Enlightened centrist
-pronouns are Enlightened/Centrist
-They’re calling him the most enlightened centrist yet
-Possibly subhuman

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@courier06tm

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@_rawrell Rockstar has a track record of making good games and never missing. This really shouldn’t be hard to understand.

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“I'm a retarded cattle who has never read Marx or Lenin-”

[Juan123445🇨🇴 @Juan123455_]

I'm a retarded cattle who has never read Marx or Lenin and this is my attempt to gigaquote:

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@xShephardx I look like and say this.

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@dsxf234161 How we all

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What could Aphex Twin have possibly done bro?

[cheaf @SuperHeatedBean]

Freak is not a crime

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@fossymossy1 *any states that I know of.

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@fossymossy1 Unironically? They don’t really have any major state to base their ideology on. Marxists, Stalinists, tankies, communists, what have you—those guys have the USSR and edited HOI4 DLC trailers to go off of. What do Ancaps have? Jack shit, basically.

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can tringle deal a gigglemcjiggle diggles in shiggle siggles?

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@shitpost_2077 Yes my goat Kojima…

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@DaxelVT @ShitpostRock2 What a fine gentleman, I wonder if he has the time for a conversation!

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Reports are saying that this video has caused the total political surrender of the left.

[Hood Wild @hoodwild_]

A group of kids were enjoying pizza when an iguana strolled in, politely grabbed a slice and ran off 😭

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@DiscussingFilm So you’re saying Batman Begins?

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@flowersunn88 @CuteAdorableCat “THAT COW IS SUFFERING!”

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@GrandestBust @GrundysPalace Maybe KFC is one of those medias that just shouldn’t have a fandom.

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@Amanseeks The fate of a sensitive young man should he ever get in an AC

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@Outasteroid @BiXolotl Broski, what exactly do you think makes up the country?

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@playboicurrryy First one-of-kind weird image to actually be used in the context of the caption.

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@veexrus Me when I’m about to actually kill myself but I gotta keep it PG so I censor the ‘kill’