Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ

I'm embarrassing and immature AF. Everything is hilarious. Shit talk is my love language. My spirit animal is a racoon. If you're retarded, instant follow 👆🏻

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@yamnaya9 That's a relief 😂. So low land still lakes are not the play. Noted 🤣

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

You've been out here alone for 3 hours wtf are you doing?! 🤣😂

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

🥺🔥 This is one of the most powerfully written things about yearning for what could be that I've ever read

[Bourbon_Psalms @Prison_yard_DMs]

entirety

i want a woman
with filth in her mouth
and chaos in her blood.
a whore for me,
unashamed of what
we become in the dark.
but fuck,
that part is easy.
i can write hunger
until the paper bleeds.
it's the rest of her
that ruins my vocabulary.
i want a mind
that makes mine kneel.
a woman who teaches me
what i was too arrogant
to know i didn't know.
who stands beside me
without standing beneath me.
who knows when to hold me
and when to tell me
i'm full of shit.
i want her laughter
in the ordinary hours.
her feet against mine
beneath the sheets.
to know her fears
and never become one.
i want to be her peace
without quieting her storms.
her shelter
without becoming her cage.
and should the world
bare its teeth at her,
i will remind it
that kindness
was never weakness.
i want her whole.
the saint and sinner.
the brilliant mind
and filthy mouth.
the woman who brings me
to my knees
without asking me to bow.
perhaps that's why
i struggle to write her.
lust has a language.
love has a thousand.
but what do you call
someone who feels
like everything
you've spent your life
afraid you'd only
ever imagine?

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@yamnaya9 I'm not a kid but I'll still happily try to bathe in a natural body of water and smell like shit after 5 days no shower for a true adventure 🤣. It helps that my pop made me rough it as a young girl for weeks at a time but it was fun! Miss it 🥲

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@yamnaya9 This sounds like my kind of thing 😍. If I can go find stuff, explore things and rough it whatever, I'm in 😂🤗

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@Wommacksburner You'll get hate for this but I couldn't agree more

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@americandracul Do you wear a Pokémon onesie during sessions? I feel like that might be what makes my nonsense ass actually go to therapy

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@ed_goblin Made me hungry!

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

If I see you at the gym and you arent wearing this, I'll be highly disappointed

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@yamnaya9 It's something built into your fabric 🥰. I'm definitely the crazy girl who's out there saying wanna sneak through these sketchy ass woods at 2am and then scaring myself after 5 minutes 😂. Especially if there's an abandoned building nearby 😵‍💫

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@TheChiefActual 772 comments of more than you ever wanted to discuss about periods I bet lol

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@ExtremeAres Facts

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@ExtremeAres I almost fucking said that!! Dammit lol.
You want some mustard or bbq sauce?

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@ExtremeAres This is exactly how I would think that would go. Something like, I dont need a jacket, just a beer and a brat 😂🤷‍♀️

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@WTGardner It would have made the post better I'm pretty sure 🤣

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

I chronically go to bakeries and buy things like cakes and brownies to not touch them and glow in my willpower when I have to throw it away 😎

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@ExtremeAres Bring you a beer. And a jacket. It's fuckin cold out here damn!

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@yamnaya9 @WhiteGirl_FL Same. Once the slurring and shit starts I'm tf out

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@stellarflows Can I use your final form as a pillow please 😩

[Ꭵ᥎ᥡ ʝᥙᥒᥱ @CertifiedMessHQ]

@mentaldischarge Come help me and I'll give you 12 m&ms, 3 cans of Dr. Pepper, a spatula, and a pair of wool socks