Cerwin

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

I never got invited to eat tacos outside Bill's office either.

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

Hope NASA guys got their math right and asteroid Yu55 completely misses us tomorrow.

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Just such a great buy on some golf clus that I'm taking the receipt to the doctor.....cuz that deal was sick!

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

These pretzels are making me thirsty...

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

I'm attending Moncrief Book Signing and Fashion Walk http://t.co/EK0h4Tm #constantcontact

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@NikkiSixx how about an espresso/ coffee mixture with a 5 hr energy shot and Red Bull chaser?

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“@NikkiSixx: We need to name the background dancers something clever.Any Ideas?” motley Crue and The Wicked Wenches

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“@robcorddry: Gone in Sixty Seconds #describeyourpeniswithamovietitle”. "Big"

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

If life gives you lemons make lemonade or if your Lady Gaga make a dress out of them.

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

Have some spare time and looking to produce a few commercial spots. Anybody need one?

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

I hate: people who use the turn lane to merge, the phrase "keepin it real", malt liquor, techno music,airport chairs,& get rich infomercials

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

90's Seattle Rock coming to Fayetteville. Candlebox will be at The Amp in Sept for Bikes,Blues, & BBQ

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

my new social network bumper sticker..cut me off and I'll tweet the piss out of you!

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

Stats show tweeting makes you a better writer by making you be more concise.

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

Just inherited 10,000 45rpm records, mostly old country. G. Jones, Waylon, Wille, Hank Jr. etc. Hit me if u know anyone interested in them

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

Praying the tornados don't hit us!!

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

Jamming my rapture playlist, The Doors-The End, REM-it's the end of the world, Sinatra-My Way, Van Halen-Happy Trails, Led Zep-Stairway, etc

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

Twat did you tweet you twit?

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Death by power point! Sitting in a hour and a half webinar. I now know why they call them "bullet" points.

[Cerwin @Cerwin]

It would have been so much better if Arnold's illegitimate son was named John Connor!