fat yoshi

so help me god

[fat yoshi @Cesar_A_Medrano]

i miss all my old friends

[slur @sluurred]

okay nigga? i lost the love of my life now what

[Golden Arm @Go1den_arm]

She's got a new bf, but the Coach purse I bought her is in every single Instagram post on her page #whatdatmean

[Haunted @tearsinmud]

GOD PLEASE BRING OUR (no contact situationship) FAMILY BACK TOGETHER

[jay @youreyeah1]

i'm healed send me the same girl

[derpy @derpyez]

how it feels trying to pretend like i don't feel the soul tie during no contact

[Derek 🐂 Bullish on Baltimore @MobtownDare]

a second ex-wife just hit the south tower

[Kenny 💫 STEEL BALL RUN @Kennichijou]

As someone who grew up christian, the religious imagery in Evangelion feels like it's there more so to evoke the feelings and existential dread associated with religious concepts such as God, eternity, sin, etc, rather than being actual symbolism for christian themes.

[RapTV @Rap]

Ye is officially the second highest-selling artist in US history, surpassing Taylor Swift‼️🏆

📀 Ye — 271M
📀 Taylor Swift — 247.5M

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

i think about this tweet all the time

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

when i’m going band for band and my opponent is a blue collar mexican man who loves his family

[𓃶¹𝕁𝕚𝕘 @TheJigStillUp]

No such thing as love bombing from women LMAOOOO just enjoy the 3 weeks where she overly likes you despite her mental illness and self sabotaging history.

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

Like this waist is a 32. Her loss if she think ima chase her

[JerryHobbsJr @DeaconsPastorr]

they got Jay Z, Beyoncé, Rihanna and they are STILL begging for Kanye

[Jody A. Noriega🔨🦍 @DVDJXX]

Yall be out till 5AM we ain’t got much time

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[Mark “Rent boy” Renton @litebeerasschug]

alcohol is 10x worse for you than weed but stoners are the biggest fags on the planet so really it’s a moot point